A Travellerspoint blog

April 2008

PS Summer Outing...

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Ngayong Saturday, magsasama-sama ang sangkatutak na agents ng PeopleSupport sa super sosyal na Island Cove sa Cavite para sa annual company outing.

Mahigit limang taon na ako dito sa PS, pero not once pa akong nakisama sa company outing. Ngayon pa lang.

Sabi ng HR natin, mag-invite daw ako ng maraming tao sa floor na sumama dito sa outing.

Kaya eto. Hindi ako artista or pulitiko pero inaanyayahan ko kayong makilahok sa company outing natin. Ang hirap magspell ng tagalog.

And because I love to do online research, I found out that Island Cove has an actual website. Ang chaka ng website nila.

May nakita akong isang pic sa website nila na natawa naman ako:

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It was filed under "entertainment". Is that Sam Milby?

Well, if it's good enough for Sam...

Anyways, sana makapunta naman ang marami sa account ko.

Para masaya. Swear, pag nakita ko kayo dun, kunan ko kayo ng picture tapos lagay ko dito sa blog. Promise!

Posted by callboi 13:55 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel Comments (8)

You Want Me To Go WHERE???

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She-ra and I were spending our break sa pantry natin when this bald gay agent, who before that moment never even bothered to look at me, approached our table and took a seat.

"Hello," said Discreet Bald Guy, sitting across from us, smiling.

Nagkatinginan kami ni She-ra. I guess both of us were mentally asking the other if we knew this agent.

Discreet Bald Guy laughed gently and said, "Neither of you know me personally, but of course, I know you both."

She-ra scoffed, "Does this have anything to do with Callboi's blog?"

Discreet Bald Guy smiled even wider, "Yes, actually, I have an invitation to extend to both of you."

Tumaas ang kilay namin ni She-ra ng sabay. I asked, "An invitation? Debut mo?"

"Hahahaha! No, I'm organizing an orgy this Saturday morning, and I was hoping that the both of you could attend it," he casually mentioned.

Napabuka na lang ang bibig ko. Si She-ra naman, parang inimbitahan magswimming sa Galera.

"Saan? What time? Pwede magsama ng iba?" She-ra asked.

I shook off his questions, "Wait, wait, wait, anong orgy pinagsasabi mo? Itong katawan kong ito, isasama mo sa orgy? Baka ako lang ang kasya sa kama mag-isa, marse!"

"Ay sorry, mali pagkakaintindi mo, Callboi," ang sabi ng Discreet Bald Guy, "I'm inviting you as an observer, and hopefully, as a blogger."

Huh? Lalo akong naguluhan.

"As a blogger?"

"Yes, my um... makeshift company is wondering if you could possibly blog about the event. It's sort of like free advertising, you see," explained the Discreet Bald Guy.

"It's a LOT like free advertising," She-ra stated.

"Let me get this straight, you have an actual company which organizes orgies?" I asked, sounding totally incredulous.

"Yes, there are six of us," he explained, "Two of us are agents here. The other one is in a different account." Underneath our floor, to be exact.

"I think I've heard of you guys," She-ra noted, "Were you the ones who organized the last orgy in Shang, the one sponsored by Frenzy?"

Discreet Bald Guy shook his head, "Nope, that was a rival group. We organized the orgy in New World in Greenbelt about three days ago."

"Sheeeet, I didn't know they had one there," She-ra said, sounding disappointed.

"Bakit? Updated ka ba lagi sa mga ganitong events???" I asked him, sounding shocked.

"Syempre naman," he replied.

"Yuckers ka," I answered.

Discreet Bald Guy interrupted, "Well, anyway, we would appreciate it if you could, ummm..., make an appearance."

Parang artista lang. Cameo role, ba?

He continued, "There's lots of free food."

Sheeeet. The magic words. FREE. FOOD. Nanghihina ako...

But wait, wait, wait. Orgy? Ako? Now, admittedly, this wouldn't be the first orgy I've seen. SEEN, okay? SEEN, not participated in. Just to make it clear, may napanood akong isang orgy dati dahil napadaan lang ako sa apartment ng friend ko. I was a casual observer, albeit a blushing one. I would never ever EVER deign to join one. Mahihiya lang ako sa katawan ko. Tsaka, kaya ako nanuod noon, kasi suuupeeer curious lang ang lolo niyo. Pero after ten minutes, umeskapo na ako kasi, wooow pare, ang weird talaga. Para akong pumasok sa factory ng Pure Foods Hotdogs.

I remembered how awkward it was. So I turned to Discreet Bald Guy and in a serious but friendly tone said, "Sorry ha? Pero it's just not for me."

Discreet Bald Guy nodded, not looking offended or anything, smiling, in fact, and then turned to She-ra, "Eh ikaw?"

Bumunot si She-ra ng calling card, "Here's my number. Andyan din landline ko."

Panalo talaga tong si She-ra.

P.S.

As I was writing this entry, saka lang ako napa-isip ng mga ibang tanong. Orgy sa umaga ng Sabado? Bakit sa umaga? Hindi ba mas maganda kung gabi? Or baka may shift sila sa gabi? Maybe they put into consideration the number of call center agents na gustong sumali pero may pasok pag-weekends. Tapos, bakit ako inimbitahan ni Discreet Bald Guy? Mukha ba akong klase ng tao na pumupunta sa mga events na ganito? I mean, no offense, of course, to those people who do regularly attend and appreciate orgies, but it's just so, so, so not me.

Posted by callboi 12:34 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel Comments (13)

Shorty Got Low...

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Good morning, PeopleSupport!

We interrupt your otherwise dreary and mind-numbing shifts to bring you the latest update in office chika.

According to reliable witnessess (a.k.a. tsismosong agents and tsismosong guards), two supervisors were seen having a rather heated argument just outside our lobby.

Manong John Lloyd, one of our resident guards, has this to say about said incident, "Grabe yung galet nong babaeng sup! Segaw ng segaw! Kesyo ang kapal daw ng mukha nong lalakeng sup! Bute na lang grebyard sila nagaway konde andame nakaketa sa kenela!"

Another witness, Agent Pekto, who was currently on his lunch break and on his way to his favorite tambayan (a.k.a. Burger Machine) witnessed the whole thing.

"Hindi natapos yung away dun sa labas," Agent Pekto recounts the story to this reporter, "Pumasok pa sila sa loob, pero di pa rin nahiya si TS-Shorty! Sige pa rin sa lakas ng boses! Sabi niya, Ano? Itatanggi mo pa ba? Kaibigan mo na ang nagsasabing nanloloko ka sa akin! Gago ka!"

Strong words, indeed...

What did the TS-Horsey have to say about this?

"Wala siyang imik! Dire-diretso sila sa ground floor training areas! Siguro dun nila tinuloy sa gym yung away nila!" says Agent Pekto, "Or baka magshoshower sila kasi pawis-pawis na sila sa kaka-away!"

According to insider information, TS-Shorty apparently was uber-pissed off at her lover, TS-Horsey, as she has recently discovered from the latter's friends that TS-Horsey apparently has been enjoying a side-dish in the form of one Malanding Agent in his team!

Malanding Agent (who seems to favor the use of Johnson's Baby Powder as foundation) has been quoted to say, "Kiber ako sa kanilang dalawa! Basta wala akong ginagawang masama! Ang ganda ko eh!"

This news may come as a shock to most people in our account as TS-Shorty and TS-Horsey's relationship is relatively unbeknownst. Until now, that is...

Posted by callboi 14:26 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel Comments (10)

International Porn Star...

all seasons in one day

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Dear Callboi,

Hi, I am one of your avid readers here in Dubai. Your blog reached me by email from a friend in Manila. At ngayon, medyo kalat na siya dito. Wala ka bang alam na international gossip para maka-relate naman me hehehe joke lang.

BTW, may kilala ka bang mga gays na taga-diyan sa inyo na nagtrabaho na sa Dubai? Pakilala mo naman me. :)

Thanks! And more power! Sobrang nakakatuwa ka!

Timothy

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Dear Timothy,

Salamat po! Shet, umabot na pala ako ng Dubai. Kakatuwa naman!

Anyway, isang bading lang ang kilala ko na dating nagtrabaho diyan sa Dubai. Or maybe baka sa Abu Dhabi. Or sa Saudi Arabia. Basta yung lugar na may buhangin.

Kateam ko siya sa ofis. Hindi siya halatang bading, the only sign is his obsession with Mariah. Madalas kaaway ko to pagnagdedebate kami kung sino mas magaling, si Madonna or si Mariah. Helloooo? Obvious na si Madonna no? A lot of people pray to her di ba? :)

Yung kateammate ko, may itsura siya. May mga baklang supervisors nga na patay na patay dito eh. Sabi nila cute daw tong teammate ko. Anlaki ng dibdib, parang siga. Siga na mahilig kumanta ng songs ni Mariah (with matching whistle!).

Kung gusto mo, tignan mo siya sa friendster ko. Pag tipo mo, message mo lang ako. I-set up ko kayo. Aaay! I-add niyo ako sa friendster para dumami ang mga totoong friends ko!!! Ito email ad ko: silianrail@yahoo.com. Ahehehe! Ang cheap ko noh? :)

Yours in lust and love,

Callboi♥

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Dear Callboi,

Hello hello hello!!! I am Sherry. Dati akong ngtrabaho diyan sa PS pero umalis rin ako for greener pastures here in Singapore. Call center din ako dito mga about two years na.

MAy question ako sayo: Would you ever consider working abroad? What would convince you to do so?

Salamat in advance kung i-post mo letter ko! Mwah mwah mwah!

love,

Sherry

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Dear Sherry,

Alam mo, andami kong mga dating mga officemates and barkada na diyan na nagwowork sa Singapore. Yung bestfriend ko sa callcenter din diyan, may kilala ka bang bading na kamukha ni Dindi Gallardo? Siya yun.

What would convince me to work abroad? Limpak limpak na pera. As in yung klase ng sweldo na pwede akong magpagulung-gulong sa salapi sa kama ko hanggang sa magmukha akong breaded porkchop. It's that or maybe a really really reeeeaaaalllyyyyy hot boss.

Yours in lust and love,

Callboi♥

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Dear Callboi,

Greetings from Canada! A previous officemate of yours sent me your blog and even though I have trouble understanding some of them (hindi po ako expert sa Tagalog), I get the gyst of it and simply love your hilarious posts! I hope you write more about office affairs, but if possible, would you be able to write more in English?

Just a request, really, but other than that, you're doin' simply fabulous friend!

sincerely yours,

Edward

P.S. Another question, actually. Why the name "callboi"?

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Dear Edward,

Greetings from my workstation next to my sleeping teammate!

Wow! Canada! I've always wanted to go there, gay marriages being legal and all, over there. But I lack one thing for that; a boyfriend who would want to marry me. :)

I usually write in Tagalog because, I dunno, I guess I'm more comfortable with it. Although, I have noted that I sound a LOT gay-er writing in Tagalog. When I write in English, I sound cuter (which doesn't necessarily mean that I am cute, really).

I will try to post more entries in English, I hope. It's just that sometimes, when I get into the flow of writing, this Tagalog-speaking faggot possesses me and I just have to give in to the music in my mind! Parang si Rihanna lang!

Why Callboi? When I chose that username almost a year ago, I really wasn't thinking about it much. It just popped into my head.

Yours in love and lust,

Callboi♥
akosicallboi@gmail.com

Posted by callboi 10:27 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel Comments (7)

Ocean's Apart... Day After Day...

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The other week, a few of my friends and I went to Ocean's Park. Excited ako, kasi i love to eat fish. Ahehehe.

Since pampamilya daw ang Ocean Park, sinama namin ang anak ng isang teammate.

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Everyone, meet Gavin. Ang dahilan kung bakit nagkaroon ako ng bicep sa kanang braso. Ang hilig magpabuhat ng batang to. Buti na lang cute siya, kundi nakuuuu, baka pinakain ko siya sa dugong or something.

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Sobrang excited ako sa trip namin. Si Gavin naman, chill lang. Suplado. Hmp.

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Since may kamahalan ang ticket ng Ocean Park, inutusan ko si Gavin na mang-holdap diyan sa may ATM sa lobby natin. Needless to say, hindi successful ang pacute na modus operandi ng bata.

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Pagdating sa Ocean Park, siyempre pa-picture agad ang mga lolo mo. Sa pic na ito, si Gavin lang ang totoong straight.

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Ito ang sumalubong sa amin na pila. At siyempre pa, ako ang na-assign na magreserve ng puwesto namin sa pila.

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Buti na lang, sa kalagitnaan ng pila, may Candy Corner. Goodbye health, hello diabetes!

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Pagpasok namin sa loob, si Jobert Sucaldito ang sasalubong sa inyo, at aabutan niya kayo ng payong kasi ma-araw ang first part ng park.

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Ito yung mga sharks. Di sila gumagalaw. Tsaka maliliit sila. At nasa isang sulok lang, parang natakot yata. Siguro alam nila na mahilig ako sa Sharksfin.

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Ito ang second part ng park. Ang bahura, which is gay lingo for "madilim-na-lugar-kung-saan-bawal-ang-flash-photography!" Pero totoo folks, bawal ang flash photography sa loob. Haggard.

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Oh di ba, ang dilim sa loob. Kaya everytime kumukuha kami ng picture, napipilitan kaming maglagay ng flash. Pagkatapos magflash, aarte kami ng ganito in a loud voice, "Ay shet, may flash pala! Nakalimutan kong tanggalin! Sorry everyone! My bad!"

Taray di ba?

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Sa Bahura ko nakita si Nemo.

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Apparently, bakla si Nemo. Tignan niyo kung anong ginagawa niya sa bestfriend niyang lalaking fish.

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Ito si Dory.

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At ito naman si Cory. Magkaaaaaa-eee-saaaaah!

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Ito yung Puffer Fish. Pag nagugulat siya, lumulobo ang katawan niya.

Callboi: Gulatin mo para lumobo!

Jarabels: Paano ko gugulatin?

Callboi: Sabihin mo straight ka!

Jarabels: Gaga!

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Allergic ako sa crabs, takot ako sa spiders. Kaya nung nakita ko itong Giant Spider Crab, naihi na lang ako bigla. Buti na lang may extra shorts ako.

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At ito naman ang next part, ang Laot. It's a somewhat circular room, wherein the walls contain the huge aquariums.

Weird nga eh. Kasi halos lahat ng aquarium sa room na ito, puro dilis ang laman. Anlabo.

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Before...

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After!!!! (Oh shit, pare, may flash pa rin! Shucks! Sorry po, manong guard!)

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After ng laot, ang short short short tunnel naman. Kahit maigsi, astig pa rin ang tunnel na ito. Halos maihi nga ako sa tuwa eh. Ay naihi na nga pala ako kanina.

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This is the giant stingray, a rare creature.

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This is the Orange Dugong, even more rare than the giant stingray.

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Before...

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After... kamusta naman ang Mena????

Posted by callboi 12:52 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel Comments (1)

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