Call Center Confidential

Please allow me this moment to bestow a Valentine greeting to the following:

To Clang and Shayne, mahal ko kayo girls, kahit mas maganda kayo sa akin.

To this girl na nakita ko sa pantry nung isang araw, napangiti mo ako dahil sa boots mo.

To the SuperGirls and friends! The best pa rin ang photo-ops natin!

To my co-trainers, remember, what happens in Galera, stays in Galera...

To my crush, si Boy Baduy (the more baduy your clothes are, the more kiligs I get. Honestly.).

Para sa newly-hired na agent na ito, na balita ko ay may certain past with a certain hunky team manager... Please make kwento ang nakaraan niyo.

And to you, my dearest P...
I don't like to get all mushy with you, but let me just say, my heart smiles everytime you smile at me.

And siyempre sa inyo na rin, dear readers of mine. I only wish you a kilig-filled Valentine's Day.

I hope you get laid.

A friend of mine sent me these pics.

And all I can say is, "Pucha ang ganda ni Rustom ha!"

Bawal ng mag-ka-cheekbones!!!

Geez! Pag nagpaayos kaya ako ng ilong, ganito na rin kaya ako kaganda?

Dear readers,

For this Valentine season, I was supposed to blog about a famous couple on the Ops floor, kaso, for reasons I care not to divulge, medyo delayed telecast muna ito. Baka next week ko na i-post. Sana. Juicy pa naman yung entry.

Medyo inis nga ako na hindi ko siya ma-post agad eh. Suuuuuuper bitin.

At pag bitin ako...

...ito lang ang makakapag-satisfy sa akin:

Ito ang mga bading na nakilala ko sa Galera. I went there last weekend. It was a spur of the moment thing. Wala naman kaming actual na rason para magpunta run, gusto lang naming magbeach.

Little did I know that I had a reason pala to celebrate.

I checked my blog stats kanina, and lo and behold, Call Center Confidential has had more than 400,000 site hits!

400,000!!!

400,000 na tsismoso't tsismosa sa buong mundo!

Huwaw.

Nakakataba ng puso. Literally.

Salamat, dear readers. Yun lang ang masasabi ko.

Here's to more sex, lies, and irate callers!!!

A friend of mine sent this email of mataray lines a long time ago. Ngayon ko lang uli nabasa. I loved it then, still love it now. Sarap gamitin ng mga linyang to sa mga kasama mo paminsan.:

1. On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,"Put that down, that ' s mine!" The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, "Excuse me. You are NOT small! ' "

2. A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."

3. A friend told another friend, "Naku, magma-make-up muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-make-up."

4. "Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born."

5. When I saw friend I haven ' t seen in a long time, she told me, "Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!" So I told
her, "Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!"

6. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, "Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget
muna."

7. "Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?"

8. I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about her new shoes, "Sale, right?"

9. I pointed a "7 items or less" sign to a clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered,
"I can read!" Sabay irap. So I shot back with, "I know, but can you count?"

10. "Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko."

11. After receiving her pay slip and realizing how much she's paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed, "Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?"

12. During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion. When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a natural spring. The maarte girl said, "Dini-drink ba yan?" I told her, "Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water chinu-chew?"

13. Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush niya) "Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa ' kin!"

14. I was staring at an ugly bystander on their street. The ugly guy snapped, "Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?" I snapped back, "Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?"

15. A friend once told me, "Ang ganda mo!" I answered: "Thank you, sana ikaw rin."

16. "When a cashier tells me she doesn ' t have change, I say: "And kaninong problema yun?"