Call Center Confidential

This email made me laugh. I don't think I need to reply to it, pero I still want to share it with you guys.

Hi Callboi!

My name is Lauren, newly-hired agent of PS. We're on the same account, sa dot.com nga lang akechi. I just heard yesterday that you have a blog about office 'gossips and chistmists'. SInce wichels akeching magawa kahapon dahil rest day ko. Super check naman ang lola mo. And bakla super naaliw talaga ako. Mahilig din kasi akong magbasa ng email ng ibang tao. Siyempre nag-bakla ka pa kung di ka magiging chismosa edi para kang baklang walang silbi sa ating society diba? Kaloka!

Bitch, let me tell you I've read a lot of blogs but I think your blog is the funniest and super nakaka-enjoy basahin. I'm even thinking of writing my own blog kaya lang di kasi magaling sa mga blind items, gusto ko harap-harapang barahan para masaya!

I just spent the last 5 hours of my life back-tracking lahat ng blog entries mo ateh!, Feeling ko tuloy mag-bestfriend na tayo! Natatawa talaga akechi sa mga talak mo. Super ire-recommend ko to sa mga friends ko dati sa eperformax, chismosa rin kasi mga tao dun eh.

Uy, Close ba kayo ng sup ko? Si Jerome Mendez? Super bait kasi ng coach kong un eh. Bakla rin kaya masaya! Ang daming bakla sa exp**** ! Pang Gay Pride Parade lnag kulang na lang pumapasok ng may costumes with matching float pa! Kaloka!

Keep up the good work! Parang ung blog mo ang daily dose ko ng vitamins and minerals! Stresstabs, kaw ba yan?

Nagmamahal, (Shit, parang MMK lang!)

Lauren

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Dear Lauren,

In fernez, gurl, napatawa mo ako.

This is possibly the first time I've been called a bitch and I didn't mind it, hehehe.

Taga-Eperformax ka pala? Marami akong kakilala dun. At OO, tsismosa rin sila.

Esca-later!!!

Love, lust, and lechon,

callboi♥
akosicallboi@gmail.com

P.S.

Close ba kami ni Jerome? Hindi.

Pero ok naman siya, as supervisors come and go. Hindi siya tamad, tulad ni... ni... ehem.

callboi

Somebody anonymously sent me this pic via email.

It shows a friend of mine with another friend of mine.

The pixellation, btw, is mine.

I don't know why that somebody would send me this pic.

What's interesting is, one of the people in the picture used to be one of the loves of my life.

I showed it to the people involved and they are just as shocked and perplexed as I am.

And the three of us agreed that only one person could be behind this anonymous email.

To that person, don't worry. Hindi naman ako gaganti eh. Why should I?

An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind.

Karma's a bitch, believe me. People like you will get their comeuppance in the end.

Pero pag nakasalubong kita, nakuuuu, dadaganan talaga kita.

Ummm...

I know I promised you guys a lot of stories when I got back from my bakasyones en grande.

Kaso, I've hit a snag.

Medyo busy na naman ang lola niyo. Daming work. Kaya medyo delayed telecast ang mga entries ko ngayon.

Saan kamo ako busy?

Ummm...

Eto oh:

Meet my first ever new hire training class.

Sa wakas... fresh blood! Dadaan sa mga palad ko! Literally!!! Bwahahaha!

Joke lang, Boss Charity, di ka na mabiro oh! Professional ako! Paminsan. Ahekhekhek. Buti na lang walang drop-dead-gorgeous hottie sa class ko. Baka madistract ako from my calling. Pero alam niyo, wish ko na sana naman in the future, magkaroon ako ng super hottie na trainee para naman may inspirasyon ako sa pagpasok sa class devah???

Buti na lang fun ang class ko. They're a nice bunch of people. Very friendly. Enjoy nga ako sobra eh.

Ka-partner ko si Glenn, another trainer.

Siya yung nakatayo sa may harap ng classroom.

I think people are starting to think na merong namamagitan sa amin ni Glenn.

Hello? Just because we hold hands and whisper sweetly to each other while teaching doesn't mean na merong something going on, di ba? Di ba? Di baaa?

I wonder kung anong sasabihin ni Glenn pag nabasa niya ito. Kikiligin yun, I'm sure.

My friends and I watched the last show of ZsaZsa Zaturnnah Ze Muzikal last night in Little CCP.

What can I say about the musical play?

Sooobrang funny. I was laughing from beginning to end. Even during the ten minute intermission, I was still laughing while I was peeing. It was that funny.

Surprisingly, hindi si Eula Valdez as Zsazsa ang nangibabaw sa show.

Yung sidekick niyang bading na si Joey Paras, who played Didi, stole every scene he was in.

Here he is garbed in a long flowing dress after the show. I swear, it felt like the whole audience wanted to be friends with him. He was just so funny. And his voice was amazing. Talo niya ang lahat sa show pagdating sa kantahan at acting.

Here are some more pics with the cast:

My friends and I with most of the cast, katabi ko yung main antagonist ng play, si Meliza Reyes, as Queen Femina Suarestellar Baroux from Planet XXX. She has a beautiful voice kaso I think her small stature help her role; she was supposed to be intimidating as Zaturnnah's arch-nemesis kaso anliit niya eh. Pops Fernandez did a better job in the movie.

At siyempre pa, si Eula Valdez, a.k.a. Tita Amor Powers, a.k.a. Zsazsa Zaturnnah. In fernezz, ang ganda ng katawan ng lola niyo and her acting was really quite good. May boses pala si Eula.

Ang mga Amazonistas:

Si Wilma Doesnt, isang amazonista, na makabasag-salamin ang boses. Paos na paos. It was so funny when she tried to sing on stage. They had some background sounds of glass breaking to her cracking voice.

During our photo-ops, she kept apologizing to the people around about her voice, "Pasensya na sa boses ko, pagod ako eh." What a character.

Ito naman si Cheeno Macaraig, one of the backup dancers and singers. Nagpapic ako sa kaniya kasi, we were sitting in the front row and I saw him upclose, and was really really cute. Super liit pero super cute. Apparently, hindi lang ako ang nakapansin. Andaming nagpapapicture sa kaniya at nag-pa-autograph din. Sandali, si Cheeno yung nasa left ng picture ha.

But besides Didi, one other actor elicited gasps and shrieks from the audience, specially from the ladies and the gays.

Si Dodong, real name Arnold Reyes.

Nung lumapit ako sa kaniya, sabi ko, "Hi Dodong, pwedeng magpapicture?"

Sabi niya, "Sure!"

Sabay akbay sa akin.

Sheeet. Umikot yata ang matris ko.

Ang bango niya. And onstage, wala siyang pakundangang magpakita ng katawan. His voice was somewhat ok pero I would have still nominated him for an award just because of his... "abdominal" talents.

Wapaks talaga ang body at face.

Tignan nyo naman:

Parang gusto ko na tuloy sumali sa teatro. For the sake of art, ha? Echos.

How was Cagayan De Oro and Camiguin?

Haaaaaay.

It was pretty fucking amazing. Pardon my language.

Pero pucha ang saya talaga.

More pictures soon. And by the way, I was introduced to someone in Camiguin whom I think deserves to be in the top three of my top ten men list. He's from MNL. And he is... well... you'll see soon enough.

Iisa lang ang masasabi ko: I love Mindanao!!!