Call Center Confidential

Let's be honest.

We all have pictures of ourselves which we'd rather not show anyone.

The thing is, I wanted to show you folks, kung ano ang epekto ng pagtatrabaho sa Peoplesupport ng matagalan.

Try not to laugh, ok?

Eto ako noon:

I know, I know... the nose is really quite disturbing, not to mention the triple layer of chin na kasing-kapal ng isang lyanera ng leche flan.

Haaay.

I forgot that I used to wear glasses.

Remind me to never grow my hair again, ok?

Now, after six years...

2-storeys na lang ang baba ko.

Forever na akong semi-kal.

And the other day, while I was shopping for new shirts, I found out na kasya na sa akin ang XL.

Goodbye, XXL!!!

Effective talaga na diet ang maliit na suweldo, don't you think?

I know, I know, super late na ako sa chismis na ito (walang local channels ang cable ko eh), pero feeling ko pinepersonal na ako nitong si Roopa eh.

Inis na nga ako sa kaniya noon pa, tapos, tapos, titirahin pa niya si John Lloyd ko!?!?

Totoo ba ito?:

Ruffa though found herself in the hot seat when co-hosts Kris Aquino and Boy Abunda insinuated that there is nothing wrong with being linked to John Lloyd since they are both eligible. Kris also asked Ruffa if Lloydie is still keeping in touch with her long after I Love Betty La Fea ended. “Lahat naman nakipag-communicate sa akin, hindi lang si John Lloyd,” Ruffa reasoned out. “I don’t know if he makes an effort but we still all communicate. There’s nothing strange about it. At least wala siyang asawa,” Ruffa quipped.

Kris also explained that from her point of view, people nowadays are more open-minded and that they don’t seem to mind if Ruffa and John Lloyd be linked romantically. It was also at that point that Kris openly declared that Ruffa seemed “stressed” with the topic because she was perspiring too much and rashes appeared just below her neck. Kris pushed it further when she revealed that John Lloyd and Ruffa have the same birthday, which is June 24, and disclosed that the two will be in the United States at the same time this June. “You’re going to be in America at the same time. He (John Lloyd) said na magbi-birthday siya sa States because of the Star Magic tour. Tapos ikaw (Ruffa) andun ka din,” Kris said.

Ruffa on the other hand, stood her ground, emphasizing that what matters more to her is that her name has been cleared from the “third-party rumor” and that she doesn’t know what the future holds with regards to her love life.

- article quoted from here.

Please please please say it ain't so!!!

No offense sa mga pans ni Roopa, pero I really can't stand her.

Call me bitter, but I just can't.

In about a month or so, it will be my blog's 2nd anniversary.

And I have to admit something...

I have no idea what to do or write for it.

I'm only human, after all.

So, I came up with an idea.

I'm going to ask for your help.

Tell me what you think would be a good idea for my blog's second anniversary.

You can post a comment, send me an email (akosicallboi@gmail.com), or when you see me on the floor, slap my face and tell me what you think.

Whoever gives me the best idea (something feasible, please), will win a surprise gift paid for by yours truly.

Oh di ba? May pa-contest-contest na ako ngayon. Hehehe, andami kong overtime lately eh.

But seriously, folks, tell me what you think I should write about for this year.

One thing I can tell you, I ain't doing a top ten list for girls. It's just not in my nature. Plus, di ko talaga maatim.

One of my previous trainees sent me an email yesterday, via Outlook:

"bookie..hi..i remember you said it pays to be nice to everybody pero yung sasabihan ka na "stupid!" you think it pays to be to be nice pa to that person?"

Reply naman agad ako:

"Dear, sino nagsabi sa yo nyan? tell me."

Ang sagot niya:

"yun lang bookie hindi ko sya kilala..nagkita kasi kami sa elevator tapos nagkabanggan..anyway bakla sya sabi pa nya sakin "bago ka ba"?
tapos bigla na lang syang nag bitiw ng salitang "stupid!"
tinignan nya pa id ko.."

Back then, I told my new-hire training class that it pays to be nice on the ops floor and to never be "mataray" to anyone. That it pays to be nice, period. I guess they took it to heart. Pero pag ganito namang nakakabastos na yung tao, ay naku, nakaka-imbiyerna siya. Naawa tuloy ako sa trainee ko.

If ever that gay guy is reading this, itong sa iyo: You're not rude because you're gay, you're rude kasi masama talaga ang ugali mo.

Hmp. Kaloka.

OK, listen up.

Do you know the internet term "NSFW"?

It's an acronym for "Not Safe For Work".

I only mention it because this entry has some pictures that might get you into trouble if your boss happens to be passing by and sees them on your monitor.

Of course, some bosses might just appreciate the pictures I've posted here.

I posted them because, ohmygod, nakakapagod ang dami ng requests and inquiries na natanggap ko, asking about Billy, and if I have any more pictures of him.

I texted him this morning, and he kindly allowed me to use more of his Facebook pics.

So, before you scroll down, look around your area first, and be very, very, very, careful.

Enjoy!!!

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Here's Billy playing with some pussy.

Here's Billy with a friend of his who has an enviable job at hand.

In this one, he's making rampa on the catwalk.

A stolen shot.

He looks very enticing in this one, doesn't he?

Billy with his huge banana.

Ganito rin ang itsura ko, whenever I make a phonecall in my underwear.

And my favorite picture, in which Billy shows me the difference between our waistlines.