Call Center Confidential

Remember this guy? Si Eric? Cute Sales Supervisor from MNL? He was in my top ten cute boys last year.

He sent me an email the other day:

Hi Friend,

Just wanna say hi to you! Came across your blog again after adding you up on facebook. Please approve my request! I'm now working here in Sutherland davao as a program supervisor. I terribly miss the people there. Especially the people from the sales department. After a few days of training in Sutherland, I can say that you can't really have it all. I mean there were things that I didn't like in PeopleSupport. But one thing's for sure, the PEOPLE there would surely make you want to go to work even if the work itself sucks. I stayed there for almost 5 years and my friends were one of the reasons why I stayed. Yes, I should have waited for my Kenneth Cole this Ooctober but I had to make a decision. I accepted the offer of Sutherland mainly to be with my family, especially my mom. People Culture there still rocks! I just miss my friends there. Well, malaking minus kasi wlang Ryan Buquir dito sa Sutherland! ASSET ka jan!

I also hope you fix whatever that's needed to be fixed with you familia. Family will always be family. (manermon ba? haha!) All the best to you and your career buqui. Please tell Yhuan that he needs to approve the regularization of my cute agent who's now a part of his team! Kung hindi magkalimutan na lang kami. haha! Sana makavisit ka dito sa Davao. Sama mo yung friend mong si P*****! Wink!

Sincerely yours,

Eric

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Dear Eric,

Hello hello hello! Thanks sobra sa sinulat mo. Touch akiz.

And you're right, the people are the reason why most of us last here in this company.

OMG, small world, alam mo ba? Andyan ka sa Sutherland sa Davao, at andyan din si Pumpkin! Ang dating lab of my life!

Kilala mo ba siya?

Ito itsura niya:

Pakisabi sa kaniya, tama na ang sunbathing. Di ako kamo mahilig sa moreno.

Love, lust, and lechon,

callboi
akosicallboi@gmail.com

P.S.

In regards to my friend P*****, saka ko na siya kakausapin pag binaba na niya ang kilay niya. Hahaha!

C

"I have kwento," a voice beside me whispered.

I was sitting alone awhile ago in my station in the trainers area, when this girl approached me.

I call her K.

K and I are close friends. Mahilig kasi kami pareho magbasa ng horror and fantasy books (madalas naming pag-awayan at pag-tawanan ang kalandian ni Bella sa Twilight).

"You have kwento?" I asked her as she pulled up a seat next to me.

K nodded, "Birthday ko na next week di ba?"

I nodded.

"And you know naman na I'm technically a virgin," she whispered, brushing back her hair behind her ear.

I nodded, na may kasamang ngiwi.

When K mentioned to me the first time na she was "technically" a virgin, I had asked her to expound.

Sabi niya, never pa raw siya nakatikim ng actual sex. Pero sabi rin niya, hindi ibig sabihin noon na hindi pa siya "nakakatikim" ng lalake.

Gets niyo?

Hindi?

One more clue: Starts with the letter "O", ends with the word "sex"?

Gets na?

Sheesh.

ORAL SEX!

ORAL!

SEX!

Yun palang ang nagagawa niya. Well, at least yung ang sabi niya sa akin. I didn't ask her for the details since the thought of heterosexual sex hurts my stomach.

Anyways, lagi na lang nirereklamo sa akin ni K na since she is an adult (biologically, anyway. Mentally? She's a bit of a child), dapat mawala na ang kaniyang partial virginity.

Now don't get me wrong, hindi malandi o pakawalang babae si K. She's just a normal, hot-blooded, Pinay. Lahat naman tayo may sarili nating kulo sa loob, di ba? May kilala nga ako sa Sales department na babae na mahilig daw makipag-sex sa kotse eh. At least si K, gusto niya sa motel maganap ang dapat maganap.

So yun na nga.

Mabalik tayo sa nalilitongh si K.

"Bookie, I think I'm going to lose my virginity before I turn 26," K said to me, with a dead-serious face.

I sighed, "Sigurado ka na ba diyan? Remember, pag nawala ang hymen mo, hindi na maibabalik yan. Parang failed customer survey yan, hindi disputable."

She shook her pretty head, "Sure na ako, girl. This is really is it. Siya na."

"Siya na? Sinong siya?" I asked.

"Si D," she said, blushing.

Si D?

Ito si D:

D is, in one word, ma-el.

What's more, he's kinda good-looking, medyo sungki lang ang ngipin. Pero definitely cute.

K is medyo mahiyain. D is medyo maangas.

Baligtad sila. At ngayon, magbabaligtaran sila sa kama.

"Kelan?" I asked.

"Next week, the day before my birthday," she smiled.

I laughed, "Grabe ka rin mag-regalo sa sarili mo ha. Some people get tattoos on their birthdays, pero ikaw, iba ka, you get rid of your hymen."

She smiled.

"Sigurado ka ba diyan?" I asked her, seriously.

Pero bago pa siya nakasagot, sumulpot na si D sa likod niya, na ikinagulat namin pareho.

"You ready?" he asked, smiling his crooked, yet cute, smile.

To be continued...

If this is true...

I have to see them.

I wasn't able to watch their concert last year.

If this concert pushes through, haaaay, come hell or high water, I'll be there.

This is the band that provided the soundtrack for my childhood.

They rock. Always have. Always will.

Dapat, paminsan-minsan, may mga Hepa-moments tayo sa buhay.

Lalo na pag-pecha de peligro na ang mga wallet natin.

Kaya san kami nag-meryenda nung isang araw?

Sa Germaine's! Saan kanyo ang Germaine's? Dyan sa likod ng building natin! Bago mag-7-11.

Dito kami mahilig mag-isaw nina Clang.

In fernez, the "kakanins" look clean naman.

They have a wide selection in the isaw category (parang ang sosyal, di ba?).

Plus, you get to meet a lot of interesting people. This is Garnett, Ricky, and Bobby.

At ito ang hotdog ni Garnett.

Matapos ihawin ang isaw niyo, i-pa-takeout niyo.

At doon niyo kainin sa steps ng 7-11.

Where you will meet even more interesting people.

Still not convinced na ok ang Germaine's?

Ito, meron din sila nito:

Sabi nila, mahirap na raw malaman kung sino ang bading at hindi dito sa account natin.

Kunsabagay, andami naman kasing kloseta eh.

Pero madami din namang mga out na bading eh. Out and proud.

Parang ako. Well... not out to everyone I know, of course. I never came out to everyone I knew in college; pero I'm sure they had a vague idea of my sexual preference.

Ang madalas na tanong sa akin ng mga straight friends ko eh, paano mo ba malalaman kung bading ang isang lalake.

Well...

Ganito yan:

They can come in many shapes and sizes. May mga bading na mukhang straight kunwari.

meron din naman na isang tingin pa lang, alam mo nang hindi.

Merong mga mestizo.

At meron ding moreno.

Merong payat at balingkinitan.

At merong mataba at luntian.

Merong mga sup na out:

At meron ding hindi.

Merong single serving:

Good for two:

Or barkada meal:

Meron mga di naman lalaki, pero bading din:

Meron din mga lalaking straight talaga, pero habulin naman ng mga bading (pero never papatol!):

Ahihihi! Ang cute ni Chubby!

And finally...

Merong mga hindi out pero sobrang halata naman: