Aug 2008

Pag-pasok ko kanina sa office, malungkot ako for reasons I care not to share.

Depressed ang drama ko kanina talaga.

And then, I checked my emails, and one blog reader sent me the pic below, and it truly made my day.

Thanks, Sonny! Napatawa mo ako dito. Although, yung nipples ko ay mas perky in real life.

Ladies and gentlemen, ang aking Song of the Week... walang pakialaman ha... may namimiss ako eh... shets.

"YOU"

You give me hope,
The strength, the will to keep on;
No one else can make me feel this way
And only you
Can bring out all the best I can do;
I believe you turn the tide
And make me feel real good inside.

You pushed me up
When I'm about to give up;
You're on my side when no one seems to listen
And if you go,
You know the tears can't help but show
You'll break this heart and tear it apart;
Then suddenly the madness starts

CHORUS:
It's your smile,
Your face, your lips that I miss,
Those sweet little eyes that stare at me
And make me say,
I'm with you through all the way.

'Cause it's you
Who fills the emptiness in me;
It changes ev'rything, you see,
When I know I've got you with me

You pushed me up
When I'm about to give up;
You're on my side when no one seems to listen
And if you go,
You know the tears can't help but show
You'll break this heart and tear it apart;
Then suddenly the madness starts

CHORUS:
It's your smile,
Your face, your lips that I miss,
Those sweet little eyes that stare at me
And make me say,
I'm with you through all the way.

'Cause it's you
Who fills the emptiness in me;
It changes ev'rything, you see,
When I know I've got you with me.

It's your smile,
Your face, your lips that I miss,
Those sweet little eyes that stare at me
And make me say,
I'm with you through all the way.

'Cause it's you
Who fills the emptiness in me;
It changes ev'rything, you see,
When I know I've got you with me.

Kayo? Anong song of the week niyo?

Lately, medyo malungkot ang lolo niyo. Is it because wala nang masyadong cute na agent sa floor? Is it because laging umuulan? Or maybe dahil laging nagkakataon na panis ang food na nabibili ko sa food provider natin sa pantry?

No, dear readers, the reason I am often sad lately is because natanggap ko na. Natanggap ko na na never magiging kami ni John Lloyd Cruz. I will never be... hikbi... Mrs. John Lloyd Cruz.

Mahirap nung una, pero eventually, I accepted the fact that our worlds will never collide again, and Mr. Cruz will never have the pleasure of my company.

Nung pinanood namin nina Gian and Clang ang "A Very Special Love" the other day, na-realize ko na bagay talaga kami ni John Lloyd. Yes, admittedly, the movie's plotline had more holes than my underwear, pero every single time na naka-close-up ang camera kay Johnny baby ko, nakakalimutan ko na rin ang aking logic. Kiber na kung sobrang gasgas ang istorya. Kiber na kung sobrang ridiculous ang wig na suot ni Sarah G. Basta ang importante, maraming close-up si Johnny baby ko. The world suddenly makes sense everytime naka-close up ang camera sa kaniya, flaunting that flawless skin of his.

Alam niyo ba, matagal na kaming nagkakaroon ng moment ni Johnny baby. During my college days, dun sila nag-shooting ng soap opera nila sa school namin. Ilang beses kaming nagkasalubong ni Johnny baby. Nung una, di ko pa siya masyadong pinapansin. Pero panay kasi ang pa-cute ng lolo niyo sa akin. Everytime nasa library ako, andun siya. Nagkukunyaring nagbabasa pero alam ko namang patago lang niya akong pinagmamasdan from behind the bookshelves. Medyo annoying nga ang pagpapakyut niya noon kasi I was busy with my thesis.

Pero he was relentless. Gumawa talaga siya ng paraan para mapansin ko siya. Binubunggo niya ako sa hallways, naglalagay siya ng lovenotes sa locker ko; everytime may cheerleading practice ako, andun siya sa bleachers, nanunuod habang iwinawagayway ang banner niya na may nakasulat na "Buquir and Cruz Forever!!!". Haaay. So, ayun, unti-unting nahulog ang loob ko sa kaniya. Eh nalilink pa siya kay Ciara Sotto nun. So medyo patago ang ginawa naming relasyon. But throughout the years, naging priority niya ang career niya, and ako naman, naging priority ko ang pagiging call center agent. We grew distant. We never had closure. Nabalitaan ko na lang lately na may iba na siyang karelasyon. Fine. Whatevs.

Lately, nagkakaroon kami ng friction ni Gian kasi feeling ng loka-loka, magiging sila ni Johnny baby ko. Whatevs. Pababayaan ko si Gian sa kaniyang pagiging ilusyunada. But then, someone sent me this pic:

Shets. Goodbye, Johnny baby.

Good morning, Peoplesupport!!!

I'm still with the training department, kaya as usual, medyo tuyo ang batis ng aking blog. Andaming trabaho eh. Pero fun naman, dami kong natututunan.

Katulad nung isang araw, may natutunan akong kakaiba about these two male agents sa floor.

I was conducting yet another training diyan sa may small conference room sa tabi ng ofis ni Bong Borja; you know the one I'm talking about, right? The small room with the gorgeous view of Ayala?

Well, apparently, hindi lang Ayala ang view na makikita ko doon.

I was busy discussing in front of the class, when I noticed something weird going on under the table.

Two pairs of denim-clad jeans seemed to be rubbing up sensuously against each other. As in nagkikiskisan at naglilingkisan na ang dating nitong mga binting ito.

At ito pa, ang mga may-ari ng mga makakating binting ito ay dalawang boys! Kainis yung mga katabi nila, kasi di man lang napapansin yata.

Super windang naman ang lolo niyo at nautal na lang ako halos bigla sa loob ng small class of six ko. I was trying to avoid looking at them play footsie under the table pero dehins talaga maka-iwas. Ang sensual eh! Parang ang lagkit! Parang ang halay! Parang ang sarap! Ahehehe.

Well, kaya naman ako gulat na gulat eh dahil isa sa kanila ay super-crush ko, na medyo ikinahihiya kong sabihin na crush ko siya. Why? Ang ganda ng katawan niya at may katangkaran pa siyang taglay, kaso ang mukha, medyo may pagka-manong-manong-para-sa-tabi-please? Hipon in its very essence. Definitely discreet-looking.

Yung isa namang kaulayaw niya gamit ang paa, maliit na guy. Tahimik na guy, dehins mo mapapansin, totally forgettable, but may cuteness factor na kaunti. Mahilig siyang mag-sumbrero, dahil siguro laging mukhang unprofessionaly tousled ang curly hair niya. Definitely shy-type, with his small chinito eyes.

They went at it for a good fifteen minutes and while they were doing this, may mga tinginan sila sa isa't isa na talaga namang nakakakilig. Parang ganito ang conversation nila habang nagtitinginan:

Hipon: "Kakainin kita ng buong-buo mamaya!"

Shyguy: "Not if I eat you first!"

Hipon: "I'll rip off your clothes with my teeth!"

Shyguy: "I'll shave your legs with mine!"

Callboi: "Pwede maki-join? Matibay din ang ngipin ko, you know."

Haaay, a girl can dream...