A Travellerspoint blog

Aug 2007

Amorsolo du jour...

isang linggong pag-ibig...

rain -17 °C

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Monday:

"Badet! May nagtetext sa akin na boylet! He is so fuckin' sweet! He made sundo pa me dito sa office and made hatid pa me sa house," is Amorsolo's opening salvo for the week.

"NASL?" I ask.

"His name is Frank. 25, and he lives in Makati," he giggles, "We met sa G4M. He messaged me kahapon."

"Hmmmm," I politely reply. Here we go again, I thought.

Tuesday:

"EEEEE!" Amorsolo's shriek can wake up the comatose patients in Makati Med, I swear.

"Ano? Kayo na?" I ask.

"Hindi pa, ahihihi!" Pa-tweetums ang puta.

"Eh bakit parang kinikiliti yang puwet mo?" I retort, slightly annoyed.

"We went on a date na. And then we kissed sa bahay," says the blushing debutante.

"First date pa lang, may kiss na?" I snort.

"Haller! Badet, keri lang yun noh?" says the sometimes self-proclaimed vegetarian virgin catholic.

"Hmmmm," I politely reply.

Wednesday:

"We did it na! He was so fuckin' good!" Amorsolo gushes. Blooming ang bakla. Nadiligan na naman ang bukid.

"So kayo na?" I ask.

"I guess..." he replies, sounding unsure.

"Hmmmm," I politely reply.

Thursday:

"He hasn't texted since last night," Amorsolo muses.

"Baka naman busy," I suggest.

"Hmpf. Kainis sya eh," he pouts.

"Hmmmm," I politely reply.

Friday:

"Nyeta sya," Amorsolo says as he slams down his Starbucks journal.

"Sino?" I ask, knowing full well who he meant.

"Si Frank. Di na nagtext or whatever. Bahala sya sa buhay nya," he cries out.

"Ok lang yun," I console.

"Badet, kelan kaya ako magkakaboyfriend?" he asks.

"Hmmmm," I politely reply.

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A Starbucks Moment...

forgive me this pa-sweet moment...

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Paul: Ano iniisip mo?
Me: Wala.
Paul: Sus. Ikaw pa. You're always thinking of something. It's in your nature.
Me: What is that supposed to mean?
Paul: You tend to over-analyze everything. Pustahan tayo, right now, you're analyzing what i'm saying, my body
language, everything!
Me: That is sooo not true.
Paul: *looks at me, wearing a ridiculous grin na nakakainis and yet nakakakilig*
Me: Fine. So maybe I am analyzing you right now. May issue ka sa pag-analyze ko?
Paul: Wala naman. Kaso baka tumanda lalo itsura mo pag isip ka ng isip.
Me: Gasp! I look old na ba???
Paul: Mukha ka 27 years old.
Me: Ngek! Eh 26 years old nako no.
Paul: Hahahahaha!
Me: I hate the fact that I'm almost thirty.
Paul: Growing old ain't so bad.
Me: Talaga lang ha?
Paul: Yah. You can say anything you want and the young folks think you know everything in the world.
Me: Or they think you're an old fart who's senile na.
Paul: You are so cynical.
Me: And you're a bleeding heart.
Paul: And that's what you love about me!
Me: ....
Paul: Uuuuy. Awkward moment!
Me: Gago.
Paul: Okay. Mabalik tayo sa neurotic mong utak.
Me: Neurotic your face.
Paul: What is it with your fascination in analyzing other people's body language and words?
Me: It's not like I can turn it off you know.
Paul: Okay, so ano iniisip ko ngayon? or ano nararamdaman ko?
Me: Ewan. Ano ako, psychic?
Paul: You mean you can't "read" me anymore?
Me: Maybe. Or maybe natuturn off ko ang utak ko pagdating sayo.
Paul: Nakakabobo pala ako???
Me: Tanga!
Paul: If i were to be honest, i would think that you like reading other people's emotions and thoughts through their
actions and words just so you could find some connection with them.
Me: ewan. change topic!
Paul: Ms. Defensive strikes again!
Me: Ulol.
Paul: Hehehe. Pa-kiss nga.
Me: Kiss your face.

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Strangers, Sweat, and Salvation...

this entry is also entitled "partee kung partee"

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My friends call it an "Event".

Use me in a sentence portion: "Uy, may Event ngayong Saturday sa World Trade! Peyton's gonna be there!"

This is a story about the first time I took a cetain party pill called "E".

A couple of friends of mine, let's call them B1 and B2, invited me to join them for an "Event" daw in WTC. Peyton, he of the UK Queer Eye fame, was to perform there.

Being the music lover that I am, I agreed. I even told them that I was curious enough to want to try popping Ecstacy.

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B1 said, "You'll love it!"
B2 said, "The first time's always the best! I so envy you."

I forced a good friend of mine, let's call him Uber, to come with me. He was hesitant at first, especially when I told him about the E-thing, and how much it would be.

"P1000! Marse, ang mahal naman! Tapos may entrance fee pa!" he made talak at me.

"Fine! I'll pay for the epektos!" I grunted. I really wanted Uber to come with us as he was so much fun to be with in parties.

"Yey! Love you friend!" Saaaaabeee ba naman?!

Long story made short, we took half a pill before we went to the actual place.

B1: "Make sure you keep drinking water. You'll be sweating like a pig later."
B2: "Refer to the drug as "turva". Don't call it by it's real name (parang si Voldemort!)
B1: "Don't forget to bring shades" (Which was weird kasi gabi naman yung event)

When we got to the World Trade Center, the first thing I noticed was how young the crowd was. I mean, I really expected a few of them to be toting their yayas with them.

Plus, it was raining gorgeousness there. About 75% of the crowd looked like supermodels. I felt so inadequate; my insecurities were going on overdrive.

The actual floor wasn't that crowded, which was a good thing as I had mild claustrophobia (or maarte lang talaga ako).

"May nararamdaman ka na ba?" I asked Uber.

"Wala pa. Pero ang ganda ng music!" Uber quipped.

"Honga, in fairness," I replied.

After thirty minutes or so, B1 and B2 were fully enjoying the effects of the said drug. B1 kept walking around the dance floor, talking with strangers and dancing with them. B2 was just dancing next to me.

Uber had gone into the depths of the mosh pit to dance and sport his wares to the public. I could see lots of hopefuls glancing at his lithe body.

The thing about Uber is, he's quite a charmer. Being gay and young and good-looking, he's had a very interesting sex life.

"Bookie," B2 said while nuzzling close to me, "Embrace mo ko, Bookie. Squeeze me!"

"Umm... ok," I responded and did so. Sensation drug nga ang puta.

B2 seemed to love being squeezed and touched.

I was sorta dancing and standing still at the same time. I really couldn't feel much except for a mild chill and tingling in my feet and legs. It wasn't bad but it was nothing to write home about.

Uber came back to my area and seemed to be having the time of his life.

"Marse! Feeling ko lumalaki ang mundo ko!" Uber whispered in my ear.

"Is that a good thing?" I asked.

Uber just smiled and proceeded to dance to a group of obviously discrete gay guys next to us.

"Want some water?" Said some stranger next to me.

Yeah, like I was really going to drink from some strange guy's bottle.

"No, thanks," I replied politely.

"You new to this?" Strange Guy asked.

"Yup"

"You have to keep moving! Just dance and dance! Don't fight it," he said to me.

"Pakialamero to ah," I thought, quite rudely.

But it was around that time that I suddenly felt... well, I didn't feel quite right. I can't explain it.

I went out for a smoke and found out that you could still smoke in the lobby.

I sat on the stairs and lit a cig. Diyosko! My hands were shaking!

The people next to me seemed to be undergoing the same thing.

One girl looked so drugged.

Her friend quietly scolded her: "Ano ba, Kate?! Sabi nang don't take off your shades eh! If the guards notice how bangag you are, baka hulihin ka nila!"

I decided to go back in and get a bottle of beer. Before I could give my order to the flustered bartender, a girl just upped and gave me a fresh bottle of beer and said "Here! You look like you need it!"

Hmp. I was thirstier than I realized, and drained the beer in one gulp. She gave me another. Well, at least libre diba?

Apparently, it's not a good idea to mix alcohol with E.

I felt even worse after drinking about three bottles in thirty minutes.

I went out again to smoke.

B1, B2, and Uber came out and saw me smoking. The three of them seemed to be having a blast. I felt guilty and stupid at not having as much fun as they were.

Uber: "You okay? What are you doing here?"
Me: "I'm fine. Di ko lang keri ang init sa loob eh."
B1: "Are you keeping yourself hydrated?"
Me: "Ummm... yes."

Uber and B2 went back to the party whilst B1 accompanied me outside.

"Umm, B1? Di ko na talaga keri to. I want to go home na," I told him.

"You sure?" he asked.

I nodded. I left.

And next comes the part which I haven't told anyone. Not a single soul.

To be continued...

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Si Sup and Si Agent...

at ang mga nakakakilig at nakakainis na moments...

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Sup and I:

"So, ano kayo?" I ask, whispering, for reasons I don't know why.

"I dunno exactly. I mean, we do everything na ginagawa ng isang couple..." Sup says to me, a bit shyly.

I raise an eyebrow.

"Except that! We haven't done that yet," he blurts out. I giggle.

He continues on, "We're sweet to each other. Lalo na si Agent. Sobrang sweet and thoughtful. Sometimes, naghoholding hands kami, and we always go out on dates."

"I wonder kung compatible kayo sa bed," I say to him.

"Well, I'm sure sooner or later magkakaalaman kami." he says. I note that there is some hint of trepidation in his voice.

"Agent has been honest to me about his past; na he had an active lifestyle (re: active sexlife) daw before his last relationship. He also admitted to me na he wasn't entirely faithful to his last bf," Sup says while doing his agents' appraisals.

"Pero he's changed na. Agent's learned his lesson na, I'm sure," I quip, "Surely, you see na nag-e-effort yung tao."

"Of course I do. I know he loves me and I love him," Sup says seriously, "It's just that, I want to take things slow. I don't know kung ready na ako talaga for another relationship."

"Siguro, for now, just enjoy each other's company. Wala munang seryosohan, pero syempre may hint na ng exclusivity yan, if you get my drift," I tell him.

"I know. And I know Agent hasn't been seeing anyone except for me, and that goes the same for me," Sup says.

"I think you make a lovely couple," I comment.

"Di ba kami mukhang father and son?" Sup asks smiling.

"Di noh! Although pwede kayo mapagkamalang magkapatid, you playing the "elder brother" role," I retort.

"Ulol!"

To be continued...

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First love...

Or "When the shit hit the fan"...

semi-overcast -17 °C

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About three to four years ago, I fell hard for this boy. The boy was some kind of a cute. Some kind of a short. And some kind of a married. Yes, dear friends, the boy i first fell in love with in PS (Peoplesupport) was, and still is, straight. Actually, he was engaged, not married.

Let's give him a name, shall we? Let's call him Dimsum. It's most apropos, really. He was a small package of delight.

When I first saw Dimsum on the floor, I thought to myself, "My god, may mga grade school students na nakapasok sa building". He was quite short you see. And a bit on the stout side. My BFF, Tyra the Fierce, giggled and whispered like a schoolgirl in my ear, "Ahihihi! May tiyan siya! Puwede mo gawing unan habang..." Hay naku.

Anyway, being the eternal flirt that I am, I made friends with the boy. Dimsum was a typical straight guy. There was nothing special about him. He was quite boring really. But when he smiled, oh boy. He could just melt you with that smile.

Once, during a rally in Ayala, we walked together to the MRT station. We were in the middle of Ayala and it was raining yellow confetti. And I listened to him talk about he got shanghaied into marrying this girl whom he got pregnant. But then, Dimsum casually mentioned, "Bigla na lang ako na-in love sa kanya. Ewan ko kung bakit. Parang naisip ko, ok naman siguro kung maging asawa ko sya. Alam mo yun?"

Gusto ko sana syang sampalin at sigawan ng, "Hindi! Hindi ko alam yun! Punyeta ka ako ang pakasalan mo at hindi sya!!" Pero I calmly said, "Oo, alam ko." Saaaaaabeee ko ba naman!!??

Eventually, they got married. Dimsum left the company to pursue a tiyangge business selling plastic bra straps (i'm not kidding) and dairy products (???).

I kinda miss Dimsum's nonchalance about my feelings for him. He was totally oblivious. But then, so was I. I mean, falling love with a straight guy. What was I thinking?

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