I was doing my business (jumejebs) in the CR the other day, when the other stall-door opened and I could hear my neighbor making himself comfortable in the other cubicle.
When suddenly, my neighbnor spoke to me:
"Buquir! Ikaw ba yan?"
"Ako nga, nakita kita pumasok dito so I followed you..." She-ra said.
I was silent. I didn't know how to react to this honestly.
Then I asked, "Ummmm, so bakit mo ako sinundan?"
"May chika ako," She-ra said.
I sighed, "And this couldn't wait five minutes???"
"Juicy eh!" he answered, giggling.
At this point, we were still just the two of us in the CR. Thank GOD.
"So ano na?" I asked him, resigned to the fact that we would really be gossiping in separate stalls.
"Yung friend mong si Faux Hawk ha! Ang landi-landi pala niya!" She-ra whispered loudly.
"Heller, given na yun noh?! Dati ko pang alam na malandi siya, pero anong latest?" I asked.
"Well, apparently, besides having sex with two of your friends, he also had sex with another agent na sobraaaaaang chaka!" She-ra sounded so scandalized.
"Sinooo?" I asked, with bated breath.
But then, someone had entered the bathroom and used the urinal next to us. She-ra and I tried to remain quiet, pero puta, we were giggling inside our stalls like a couple of school girls. I'm sure natakot yung third guy kasi nagmadali siyang lumabas.
As soon as he exited, She-ra stage-whispered, "Si Aqua!"
"Huwaaaat? Eh ang chaki-chaki ng punyemas na yun ah!" I shrieked na parang colegiala lang.
"I knoooow right! May itsura naman tong si Faux Hawk pero ang chaka ng taste niya!" She-ra exclaimed.
She-ra continued, "Baka may pagka-nympho itong friend mo."
"You being the authority on all people who are nymphomaniacs, I'll have to take your word for it," I said, as we both exited our stalls, the comfort room, and went out into the floor, with knowing smiles on our faces.