Nagmamahal, Callboi...

Surprisingly, people did start emailing me questions...

And these are the ones who have requested that their identities be kept a secret...

PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE NOT EDITED THEIR LETTERS IN ANY WAY (GRAMMATICAL OR OTHERWISE).

An email from a girl codenamed Sweet Tooth:

Dear Callboi,

I have crush on this boy named Mike. He's on same team as me. I think he's gay. What do you think?

Sweet Tooth

Dear Sweet Tooth,

I happen to know Mike. And I knoooow that he is gay. Pero ok lang. Crush lang naman di ba?

It's not like you wanna marry the guy, or something.

Ate, wag ka nang umasa pa na macoconvince mo si Mike na magpakalalake. Mas may chance pa na tumaas ang
CSAT score mo kesa sa maging straight si Mike, or as we fags like to call him, Mikaela.

Love and Libog,

Callboi

This one's from some guy we shall call Irate Agent:

Dear Callboi,

Pagod na ako sa trabaho ko. Pagod na ako sa kaka-calls. And the worst part? Pagod na ako sa sup ko!

Pakshet siya. Pakshet ang trabahong to. Alam niyo ba? Feeling ko pag nakatangap pa ako ng isa pang irate call magwawala na ako! Papatayin ako ng trabahong to!

Irate Agent

Dear Irate Agent,

Breathe, honey...

Sino pa ba naman ang hindi pagod sa trabahong ito?
Pero honestly speaking, it ain't so bad. What you need is a vacation.

I suggest you try out this new spa called Wensha in Roxas Blvd, near World Trade.
Swear, mura lang siya pero the service and amenities are amazing.

At unlimited iced tea or orange juice itetch!

Or puwede ring ako na lang ang mag-masahe sa iyo...

wachutink?

Kisses and mwahugs,

Callboi