I was walking innocently in front of McDonald's downstairs, on my way home when this one yagit boy suddenly ran up to me, pointing at me with his grubby fingers and shouted:
"Taba! Taba! Taba!"
I replied in a deep and serious voice, with a blank, emotionless face:
"Gusto mo kainin ko buong pamilya mo?"
Umiyak ba naman si gago.