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Oktoberfest in Bacolod...



In less than two weeks, I will be on my way to Bacolod for the Maskara Festival. But then, we mustn't forget that it's also Oktoberfest!

Here's hoping that I get freakin'-drunk. I kinda miss blowing my brains out by consuming tons of beer.

I asked a few of my friends to translate some lines for me which I think might come in handy (considering my luck with certain scenarios).

1) Maayong Aga!

- Good morning!

2) Wala ako sang bayu-ok, tambok lang gid ang akon guya.

- Wala po akong beke; mataba talaga ang mukha ko.

3) Indi ko gusto mag arkila sang alpot, callboy may ara kamo?

- I don't want to hire a prostitute. Callboy, meron kayo?

4) Tag pila ang isa ka kilo nga uga? Pwede i- pa gift wrap?

- Magkano po ang isang kilong danggit? Pwede po i-gift wrap?

5) (To be spoken to a holdaper) Ari ang akon kahita kag cellphone. Tani mag enjoy ka sa mga ina!

- Here is my wallet and my cellphone. I hope you enjoy them!

6) Hubog na ko pre. Hubog hubog na gid ko ya.

- I'm drunk, pare. I'm so drunk.

7) Ngaa nga wala ako bayo?

- Why am i naked?

8) Ano oras naga gwa ang mga aswang?

- Anong oras po lumalabas ang mga aswang?

9) Excuse lang, ano palihug ang ngalan sang gwapo nga waiter nga ina?

- Excuse me, could you tell me the name of that good-looking waiter?

As you can see, I tend to get veeeeery weird when I'm drunk.

Posted by callboi 13:07 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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Add these to your list dear. Knowing you Buquee, these phrases might come in handy... hahaha

1. Uba na bala para sadya 'ta!
- Undress already and let's start having fun!

2. Indi ko da pag-uyati!
- Dont touch me there!

3. Psssttt...Indi ko di pagbaya-i!
- Psssttt...Dont leave me here.

4. Updi ko bala sa CR.
- Join me in the CR.

5. Indi ko bala pag-itika!
- Dont tickle me!

ahahaha... Enjoy and have a blast Buquee!!!!

by STlauder

Thanks dear!!! Will surely make use of these lines. Cross your fingers...

by callboi

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