Obviously, this is not Part 3 of my "One Stormy Night" entry.
Here's the thing, Schoolboi, Pasha and I had breakfast this morning and I showed them the third entry before I could publish it.
Now, the two of them are claiming that I had the events screwed up kasi super lasing nga daw ako.
However, ang nakakatawa, magkaiba din ang kwento nilang dalawa. Nothing matched up sa mga kwento namin.
So, it would be obvious na we needed a third party to tell us kung ano talaga ang nangyari after we started really getting wasted.
So, dear readers, ang magsusulat ng third and last entry ng "One Stormy Night" ay walang iba kundi si Ina Magenta.
She was somewhat sober and says that she remembers clearly kung anung nangyari.
At may pangalawang witness pa siya, si Pearlee, ang dakilang yaya.
Nag-promise si Ina Magenta na ibibgay niya sa akin ang kaniyang "witness account" before the end of the week.
For the meantime, I wanted to share with you guys some pics from the first fashion show I ever attended.
I was invited by my friend and teammate, Bench, to his friend's fashion show last Sunday, which was the last day of Fashion Week in SMX.
At kasama ko rin ang transgender na si Kimpet. Who, btw, was an hour and a half late kaya di naman na-attend-an ang show nung friend namin.
Kaya ibang designer's show na lang pinanood namin.
This is Gerswyn Qua, my fashion designer friend. Sayang di namin napanood show niya, front row pa sana kami.
Gaga kasi tong si Kimpet eh. Bumili pa ng blouse sa Market Market para daw may maisuot siya sa show.
When we got to the event, I felt so underdressed!
Ang taray ng suot di ba?
Ang taray din ng face.
Tallest gay guy in the world.
Sushality ang sponsor ng event. Sony Vaio. Aaaand, San Marino Tuna. Anlabo.
Ang ganda sa loob nung show! Super lumabas ang pagka-probinsyano ko.
See the red shoes? I have not yet seen a straight guy wearing those kind of shoes.
Kaya kung ang boyfriend mo ganyan ang shoes, girlfriend mo pala siya.
I may not know anything about fashion, pero I'm pretty sure this is a cap worn by jejemons. It's a jeje-cap!
Haute Kookoor. Kookoortinahin.
To be honest, I was more interested in the audience, rather than the clothes.
Panay ang lingon ko sa paligid, naghahanap ng celebrity.
Wala akong nakilala eh.
Siguro mga sikat na fashion people lang talaga. Kaya wala akong kilala.
Ang kilala ko lang na fashion personality ay si R-Lo. Si Rusty Lopez.
These people were sitting in the front row.
They were wearing dark shades the whole time. I don't get it.
Yung naka-red checkered shirt with torn pants ay si Robbie Carmona daw, a fashion director.
And then, the models started going down the catwalk.
And then, the male models:
That's when he walked out:
Si Hideo Muraoka! Ang aking imaginary boyfriend!
He looked divinely delicious.
At dahil mahal ko si Hideo, naghintay kami sa labas ng dressing room ng mga models para makapag-pa-picture ako with him.
While we were waiting, I asked some of the models if I could take their pics.
Si Luke Jickain! He's so guwapo! Na-bobo ako sa kaguwapuhan niya. He's joined here by two of my other friends, si Jeff and Kenneth.
Habang kinukunan ko sila ng pic, nagdadasal ako silently na alukin nila ako ng threesome.
Alas, after thirty minutes of waiting, no Hideo.
So we went out to the lobby and I asked some of the supermodels if Kimpet could have a picture with some of them.
All of them said yes!
At eto ang resulta:
Nagmukha siyang yaya. Ang tatangkad ng mga bilat na to.
When we went to MOA, na-insecure yata ang mga friends ko.
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