Let's Talk About Ex, Baby...
06.10.2009
Ring! Ring! Ring!
"Mmmhello?"
"Buquir?"
"Mmmm?"
"Buquir?"
"zzzzz..."
"BUQUIR!"
"Hmmano?"
"Natutulog ka ba?"
"Oo, natutulog ako ngayon habang nag-uusap tayo sa cellphone."
"........."
"Joke lang. Bagong gising ako, okay?"
"Sorry, I'll call back na lang."
"Gising na ako, wag ka nang mag-inarte. Wassup?"
"Wala ka sa mood eh."
"If you don't tell me what you want in three seconds I'm going to hang up."
"I broke up with Pasha."
"............."
"Buquir?"
"I'm here."
"Well?"
"Wait, tumigil ang puso ko eh."
"............."
"Seriously? Break na kayo?"
"Yup."
"And now what? Liligawan mo na ako? Sasabihin mo ba sa akin na ako ang tunay mong mahal?"
"............."
"Joke lang huy!"
"I know."
"Kelan ka nakipag-break?"
"Three days ago."
"Wow, sumabay ka pa kay Ondoy. In fairness, isa ka pala sa nasalanta ng bagyong yun."
"............."
"I won't ask why you didn't tell me sooner. Pero what I will ask is: what's next?"
"I dunno. Ganun pa rin. We've decided na friends pa rin kami. We'll still see each other. Pero di na kami exclusive."
"I'm assuming you guys still have sex even though break na kayo?"
"Hahaha, kahapon lang."
"So, basically, you still see each other AND do each other but are now not exclusive to each other?"
"Parang ganun."
"Hindi break ang tawag dyan. Fuck-buddies ang tawag dyan, tsong."
"It is kinda weird."
"Alam mo, nung panahon ko, pag break, break talaga! Walang mga kung anu-anong stupid shit na 'Let's be friends'."
"............."
"Tapos, dapat awkward kayo everytime magkikita kayo. Tapos, dapat isinusumpa mo ang pangalan niya, binubura lahat ng mga text niya, sinusunog ang mga naiwang brief niya sa cabinet mo, ganun dapat!"
"............."
"Tapos, maghahanap ka ng mas guwapo sa ex mo para pag next time magkita kayo, taas-noo mong ilalambitin sa braso mo yung bago mong dyowa! Pero hindi mo alam kung maiiyak ka o matatawa kasi ang bagong dyowa ng ex mo pangit. Tapos tatakbo ka sa ulan, pero pag-dating mo sa bahay, diretso ka sa shower, tapos dahan-dahan kang mag-sa-slide sa tiles habang hinihilod mo ang mga katawan mo, tapos umiiyak ka ng 'Ang dumi-dumi koooh'."
"............."
"(hingal), sorry. Nadala ako sa moment."
"Obviously."
"So, ano na?"
"Ewan. I really don't know what to do next."
"Question?"
"Shoot."
"Mahal mo pa?"
"Sobra."
"As in?"
"Super."
"Haay. Dapat ako na lang pinili mo, alam mo?"
"I'm really stupid, di ba?"
"Obviously."
"Ganun talaga eh."
"I know, I know. Believe me, I know."
"What do you think I should do?"
"Why are you asking me? Ikaw lang makakasagot niyan."
"I want to know what you think."
"Haaay. I think magiging kayo uli after two weeks. Or three."
"You think?"
"Yuh. Ang tanong, gusto mo pa ba?"
"I really don't know."
"Of course you do."
"Mahal ko talaga eh."
"Ganyan talaga, pare."
"Pare?"
"Yes, pare?"
"Don't call me pare."
"Sure, tsong. Whatever you say, brod."
"Pa-kiss nga, pare!"
"Ulol! You wish, tsong!"
Posted by callboi 9:56 AM Archived in Gay Travel | Philippines
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