Sampal...

27.08.2009

Newsflash!!!

May nag-away sa pantry natin kagabi. Dalawang babaeng agent na iisa ang target na lalake sa Operations Floor.

Well, maybe "nag-away" is too strong a word. Nagkasagutan na lang.

Tawagin nating si Agent Ipis yung isa, dahil maliit siya at may pagka-intrimitida. Isa siya sa mga taong kung mag-makeup ay parang bawal nang mag-makeup bukas. Kumbaga inubos niya na ang laman ng kikay kit niya sa fez niya. Or nadapa siya at napasubsob sa make-up counter. I'm sure kilala niyo siya, 5th-floor folks.

Yung isa naman, si Agent Hermosa, dahil maganda siya at nasa kaniya na yata ang pinaka-winner na ID photo na nakita ko. Newbie pa yata ito sa floor eh, pero nagulat ako ng mapansin kong nasa Facebook ko na pala siya. I don't remember her adding me, nor me accepting her.

Anyway, nagkaharap daw sila sa pantry kagabi. And the overheard conversation by my sources went a little something like this:

Agent Ipis : Well at least ako sa bahay pa rin niya umuuwi. At lagi kaming magkasama sa labas ng office.

Agent Hermosa: ... (tahimik lang, nakangiti, well-poised).

Agent Ipis : So most likely, kami ang totoo, kung anuman yung sa inyo, wala lang yan.

Agent Hermosa: ... (tahimik pa rin, nakangiti, well-poised).

Agent Ipis : Kaya kung pwede lang, stop sending him emails and text messages.

Agent Hermosa: ... (tahimik pa rin, nakangiti, well-poised, pero lumalabas na ang mga ugat sa noo).

Agent Ipis : It's sad how some girls cling to someone who's obviously attached.

Agent Hermosa: (Di na nakapagpigil) Bakit? Maganda ka ba?

Bravo! Bravo! Clap! Clap!

Ganyan dapat ang mga hirit! Maganda ang timing at parang sampal lang ang dating!

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09.09.2009 by Mrs.B

way to go Agent Hermosa... ang mga magaganda lang ang may karapatang magmaganda... dahil kung mukha kang ipis, ano itatawag sa yo??? magmapangit??? che...

27.08.2009 by mackxene

haay!
panalo si agent hermosa!
ayos ang banat mo 'te.. nakakatuwa ka!

27.08.2009 by kat.kat

more clues please the agent ipis ba eh always mala color coding ang get up nya...bout si agent hermosa look a like ba xia nino....

27.08.2009 by mitch

kampi ako kay agent hermosa.. nakaka relate ako sa pinagdadaanan niya..

27.08.2009 by clare

alright, wala naman talaga ako pakialam sa kanila but i must say agent hermosa deserves a crown.. nakakarelate ako sa kanya... at nabubuhayan ako ng loob sa sitwasyon ko ngayon... haha. besides pagdating naman sa relasyon, walang first come first serve. or atleast yun ang paniniwala ko.. hindi dahil na sayo ang susi ng bahay ay na sayo din ang susi sa puso nya. haha

27.08.2009 by jove

hmmmm quiet na lang ako, kasi pareho ko naging trainees mga yan eh. hay sad lang

27.08.2009 by Q_Amidala

kampi ako kay agent ipis...
kc mahilig ako sa makeup...

anoh ba number ni agent ipis?
ng makabili ng makeup sa kania....

kilala ko 2ng c agt ipis..
xa un ntanggalan ng takong sa pantry...
tpos naglakad xa ng paikika sa floor....

27.08.2009 by bheboinkx

Spicy news from the office... tagal nang walang ganto ah heheh

27.08.2009 by kumagcow

eyelovette!

27.08.2009 by joey

Hi Bookie,

This is the first time I comment on your blog.
By the way i'm an avid fan ng blog mo. From the first time this blog was introduce to us by our beloved trainor. CAn't help but to look forward to your juicy and funny post.

I know the two agt involve. Agent ipis as you called is my batchmate and agt Hermosa is one of the new agt in floor that has very attractive face.

So sad lng that this thing happen.
Hope madaan sa maayos na usapan..

Bookie you ROCK!!

27.08.2009 by usiSerO

hmmm...
bookie, e2 bang c ipis ay ung jowa ni bagong promote na TM...?

pero bookie mas winner un pix ni ipis sa id ha... 2 inches daw ang foundation nun...

27.08.2009 by donbelz

Bookie, si Hermosa ba yung pinakita mo saking mugshot na panalo?
Itong si Ipis, sya din ba yung may codename na ibang bug?

27.08.2009 by aubreybaby

eh may narinig pa akong chismis na si Agent Hermosa daw ay parang paru-parong dapo nang dapo sa mga kalalakihan... hmmmm... well if this is true and then she's like a female version of a usual chickboy or palikero, then kudos to her! Girls with pretty faces can also pull off pa-delight acts and break boys' hearts. why not!

27.08.2009 by Diether Ocampo

hahah this is so funny ! jeje

27.08.2009 by freak_me

waaaaaaaaa funny talaga!

27.08.2009 by freak_me

Go Go GO Agent hermosa.....hahahaha

BASAG NA BASAG SI IPIS....DUROG NA DUROG !!!!

27.08.2009 by Snowy

kmsta nmn yun bookie

27.08.2009 by yumbergerwdchz

eh di ba.. si agent ipis naman inagaw lang din si guy from someone else? karma lang yan. ahihi.

27.08.2009 by baogers

saka crush ko si agent hermosa. pag nakikita ko siya pede na kong pumanaw. lol

27.08.2009 by baogers

Onga mahal na kita Agent Hermosa win na win ka! ^_^ At Si Agent Ipis... nakow wag kasi magmaganda specially pag umiyak ka lang sa manager mo para mapunta sa kinalalagyan mo ngayon... haaay. atribida.

27.08.2009 by monique_v

Buquir,

Di ako taga Aegis PS, pero been reading your blog since last year. As in every day i'm checking your site if me bago kang post. I hope you can post a photo of school boi. He seems interesting. More power to your site and Take care.

27.08.2009 by miguel

OMG! Me too I can relate kay Agent Hermosa... Ang hirap talagang maging maganda... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bookie, i-friend suggest mo naman si Hemosa sa akin... You know naman na tayong magaganda have to stick together... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

27.08.2009 by NYBadette

ansaya naman nito! ganda2 ni agent hermosa! haha!

27.08.2009 by PaLaBoi

Agent Hermosa feel na feel!

27.08.2009 by BOO

halatang obvious grabe! asteeg!

27.08.2009 by crushie

hahaha.
eyeloveit.
go agent mar.. ehem
agent hermosa.
hahahaha
namimiss ko na yan si gaga.
pero winner.
sayang wala ako para saksihan ang event na yan.
shocks. =p

28.08.2009 by nitroboi_brx

kay ipis: girl, bago ka sumugod, rehearse mo muna ssbhin mo pra may pang rebuttal ka sa eksena!
kay hermosa : be careful neng, baka sabunutan kna lng nyan outside ofis! hehe

28.08.2009 by saksi

Daming imoral sa 5th floor ha, tama naman si agent ipis kung alam mo nang my karelasyon na yung boylet wag mo ng iinvolve yung sarili mo hindi naman nadadaan sa ganda ang delekadesa maganda ka nga imoral ka naman balewala din yan.

28.08.2009 by cheeklet

i big hand to the dialogue, but i have to say it would be best of this remained as a fiction.it saddened me though that a number of people here who commented here would commend such actions.

being a a chickboy or boychick, whatever that means, for me is a sign of insecurity. trying to prove ourselves that we are "saleable". nothing would differ from a person who would snatch a man/woman from his/her partner. it could be that the "snatcher" is somehow afraid of not finding the right guy/gal. and seeing a couple in a good relationship makes this person envy. Envy in a sense that he/she should get one of the couple, or would just wanna prove himself/herself that he/she is better than the one who's into that relationship(the object of enviousness).

let it be noted though that i am not judging the subjects of the story, i am just trying to point out our attitude towards these kinds of action. commending these kinds of actions could be a sign that we ourselves would like to be in that position. The Snatcher. And what we want to avoid is to be the victim.

28.08.2009 by RY

@RY: "enviousness"?
"snatcher"?
Winner ka ever, teh!

28.08.2009 by callboi

@RY , teh hndi mu naiintindihan ang situation kea hwg ka mag-malinis... tama lng kay ipis na nasagot xa ni ms. hermosa ng ganun kxe inagaw lng din nmn nyang si ipis sa kung sinong karelasyon ng guy dati bago mapasaknya...kaya kwits lng bago pa xa umiksena sa pantry.. remember ipis - DIGITAL ANG KARMA!

28.08.2009 by saksi

di ko mahulaan...kainis! ipagtatanong ko ito! hahahaha!

28.08.2009 by haliparot

@ Diether Ocampo... di nmn kaya c manager ang mala paruparo na dapo ng dapo sa mga flowersssss...
pagkadapo sa isa, dumadapo agad sa ibang flowers...

28.08.2009 by mariposa

tama nga naman si mariposa... di naman kaya mali ang ginagawa ni ipis at hermosa na silang dalawa ang nagaagawan??? baka naman meron pang iba maliban sa kanila?

28.08.2009 by luningning

teka, ang tanong c ipis ba tlaga at c manager? bakit papatol c manager kay ipis? ano nakita nya don? baka naman the manager rly likes hermosa. i know hermosa somehow and she is not envious nor bitter even a snatcher.

28.08.2009 by pinklife

Juice ko! Advice ko kay Ipis and Ms. Hermosa...mghanap kau ng lalakeng karapat dapat na pag agawan...haha

28.08.2009 by ponkan

teka, and tanong c ipis ba tlaga at c manager? bakit papatol c manager kay ipis? ano nakita nya don? baka naman the manager rly likes hermosa. i know hermosa somehow and she is not envious nor bitter even a snatcher.

28.08.2009 by pinklife

@ponkan*** YOU ARE SUPER RIGHT!!!

28.08.2009 by gossipgay

haaiizzz... sino ba may issue dito? si ipis ba at si hermosa o si manager? mas juicy cguro kung si manager na lang ang iblog mo callboi... mas juicy! haha

28.08.2009 by pokpoksitm

@pinklife,,, lam mo kng ano nagustuhan ni TM k ipis?
kc gus2 nia humingi ng 2 inches na foundation sa muka ni ipis, para nmn di makintab ang ulo ni TM.. lyk ni ipis magDROwing...

28.08.2009 by mariposa

I lurv this entry.. parang me idea ako kung sino sila. Si Ipis ba ay me isang maleta na puno nang makeup na dinala na niya sa floor? if siya yun..I bet kaya siya nagme-make up is to hide her true identity.. hehehe!

28.08.2009 by arashi55

Parehong-pareho kami ng ugali ni Agent Hermosa......mahilig manira ng relasyon! Just to prove na naknakan kami ng GANDAHHH! LOL!

28.08.2009 by PowerBottom

eh ate, ganyan din ugali ni Agent Ipis, anong pagkakaiba. Speaking of morality naman, ano naman ang karapatan ni Agent ipis magmalaki eh, dati dati lang nagmamalinis din sha na lalayo sha kay TM nung kinausap sha ng TOTOONG gf ni TM, tapos yun pala, tuloy hala bira pa rin... Oonga bawal magcomment yung walang alam, yung arguments mo teh, pakireview. Tama lang ang nangyari kay agent ipis. Partida hindi na sya maganda ha. Kung ako kay Agent Ipis or aka Powder Puff, maghanap ka nalang ulit ng bagong sarimanok at kunin mo yung feathers at dun ka makipag-relasyon. Baka yun seryosohin ka! Di ka na nga kagandahan, vova ka fa. Buti pa si Agent Hermosa may redeeming factor, eh ikaw?
Chika lang ^_^

28.08.2009 by monique_v

We've check with agent Ipis and Hermosa if this is true..Both of them denied the accusations....haha...magpakatotoo nga kayo!!! hahaha

28.08.2009 by LoogaLooda

@ Mariposa: Actually, you're right. The guy in the middle of all these brouhaha has been viewed as such (ang tulis nya eh! lol).

On a lighter note, I guess the two girls can just totally get themselves unassociated in whatever way possible from this guy because obviously it doesnt put them in any good way.

NEXT ISSUE PLEASE! hahaha

28.08.2009 by Diether Ocampo

Ang taray pareho!!! Pero balita ko wala sa kanila ang winner... Pareho lang silang pinaglalaruan... Tsk Tsk... Ke- maganda or ipis... Pareho lang ng estado sa buhay nitong lalakeng ito... PAMPALIPAS ORAS!!! Hahahahaha

28.08.2009 by Kiki

Excellent!!!!Kudos...kudos...kudos!!!!!

28.08.2009 by b3nch0pp3

sounds family ka-batch ko pa yata yun isa ... girls,naman! parang ang guapo ni TM. tsk tsk tsk

28.08.2009 by sHe-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Parang blues clues lang~ "a clue, a clue", sa comments lang pala ako makakakuha ng clue eh... thanks! Now I know kung sino na ang mga itech!!! Nice one.. Good Luck sa inyo, again as per Saksi, DIGITAL ANG KARMA! Ü

28.08.2009 by poeticammo13

@callboi
sorry, i just lack better terms. hehe

@saksi
magmalinis? ad hominem.

as i have said, i am just trying to point out our attitude for such actions, "nag-aagawan" which is very alarming. we seem to be so proud of it.

i myself tried to break a couple so i can get the partner for myself. it was selfish, i know, been there, done that...etc.

again, im talking about us, and not agnt hemosa nor ipis. im talking about our awareness or neglect of morality.
"Morality is not conventional, we have an absolute guiding principle."

28.08.2009 by RY

Buquii....o diba Mrs B parin (Beijing)

anyway, si Hermosa naman ay type si TM at mutual naman yan. sad lang at tama ang sabi nung nag comment na maganda ka nga imoral ka naman, pero sino tayo para magsabi kung ano ang imoral?

ganito na lang ipis, kahint mag cartwheel ka pa mula PS hanggang greatwall :D hindi na magbabago ang kalbo kasi hindi naman sya seryoso sayo, mang-lalaki ka rin para pantay lang kayo..hahahhaha!!!!!

si hermosa naman, tumigil ka na kakainom after shift, mag trabaho ka maigi at mag ipon para sa future ng anak mo, sa ganda mong yan at may maayos ka na trabaho, higit pa kay kalbo makukuha mo.

pero kung talaga namang kakatihan yan hala sige magtalik kayo, mas masarap day mag pakamot ng kati kaysa kamutin mo mag isa

miss u, aubrey, marl, gracie, ron, via, joyce at lahat lahat na

si ipis tanggapin nalang nya na ganyan talaga ang karelasyon nys sa kama, kasi hindi naman na amin ang TM so hindi rekasyon sa Puso, sa kama lang.

29.08.2009 by Mrs.B

My goodness.To both parties, pareho lang kayo. Kababae nyong tao nagaagawan kayo sa isang lalaki. Kung talagang maganda ka agent hermosa, feeling ko naman you are not gonna deleviate yourself para lang makipag-agawan ng isang lalaki, at ikaw naman agent ipis, it only means dapat ka na sigurong mag-exit sa buhay ng lalaking yan. Feeling ko kakilala pa naman kita. It's just so sad to know na ganitong level lang ang kababagsakan mo.

29.08.2009 by streytako

grabeh buqui love this topic!!! OMG si agent ipis na yan cant imagine na carry nya maglakad with heels and with all posture sa floor!!! to the highest level cya!!!Apir Apir pwede na cyang maging crowne princess ng PS pero prinsesa sya ng mga bad sisters ni Cinderella, nagtitinda ko ng mineral make up bka gusto nyang bumili para nmn kahit 2 inches foundation gamit nya di masira face nya!!! masasabi ko lng Lahat ng bagay my Karma yan at the right time, kung baga kung Ninakaw mo Nanakawin din yan sau!!!! kay agent Hermosa naman, kung maganda ka tlga then wag mo nang sayangin beauty mo kay TM hayaan mo nalang na maglaway sya sau!!!

29.08.2009 by druglord

Ibang lebel na ang kamandag ng lalakeng "pinag-awayan" at "pinag-agawan" ha! Curious ako kung sino tong Agent Hermosa na itech! Patingin ng mugshot... plsssss.... :-)

29.08.2009 by STLauder

to both ladies, do not act like HE is the best choice that you have. RESPECT for others should be earned, right?!? but RESPECTING yourself should already be a given. if you are involved in this crap shit of an issue then you dont respect yourself.

you both know that this guy is not worth it. he may be nice, smart & all that but the fact that he lied to both of you makes him what??? i don't really have a term for it.

to the GUY, you know that youre not what you say to these girls. stop pretending. its time that you live in the real world. its not all about you, what you want & what you need.

i am just a mere audience to this crappy drama & its not even worth the money.

remember, all the bad things you do to others?!? itll come back to you 10 folds. maybe not to you but to your loved ones.

scary??? indeed.

30.08.2009 by UPINDSKYIFLY

probably the most explosive entry i've read,,
i just wish this was the one i got a QA warning for because it's sooooo worth it (i was reading old entries)

i didn't know them, i'm new,, but now with a prologue from my vet friends, i do...it's certainly juicy...one time sa pantry, i had breakfast with my friends and she was ipis was sitting with them...can't help throwing knowing looks with my friend G...when she walked away to go on avail, G said IPIS denied the issue...The whole "agawan sa isang hotdog" thing...

Funny,,

Feeling ko nasa set ako ng Gossip Girl... heheheh

30.08.2009 by e_sasha

wahahaha no comment tau jan... kaya nilang i-issue sarili nila e...congrats! basta pag ibig pagpumasok sa sinuman hahamakin ang lahat makamtan lang.

31.08.2009 by Micsan....

Agent Hermosa! Wake up!

Agent Ipis.... gising o tulog ganyan ka pa din kaya bahala ka nalang.

Mr. TM, kakarmahin ka rin. Sana mauso salamin sa pinanggalingan mo para makita mong wala kang K sa ginagawa mo. Ang dumi mo makipagrelasyon.. Sa basurahan ka lumakeh kuya?

31.08.2009 by monique_v

i know agent hermosa and alam ko she dont play this kind of game or naninira ng relasyon. wala naman siya sinisira kasi ndi naman si ipis at si manager in the first place. kelan ba sila naging sila. kaya walang immoral na nagaganap if si agent hermosa man at si manager. i find agent hermosa so interesting esp pagnakikita ko siya floor. mabait talaga siya. everyone likes her at pati mga lalaki gusto din siya. kay ipis naman ganon talaga ndi mo matatakbuhan ang karma. kusa yon lalapit sayo kaya sorry na lang c ipis. wala siya sa kalahati man lang ni agent hermosa. simpleng simple lang. ang lakas pa ng drive. si ipis kaya ang dapat magising? tingin ko kase like din talaga ni manager c agent hermosa. kudos agent hermosa! love ka namin lahat! galingan mo sa work mo para wala si ipis masabi sayo or kung sino man. you are fab!

31.08.2009 by pinklife

buti nga!

31.08.2009 by parteeboi

Dear TM,
paglaruan ba ang mga agent? pag nalaman kaya ng management ang mga ginagawa mo sa mga nasasakupan, may trabaho ka pa kaya next month.

sa labas mo pakita na gwapo ka, tirahin mo lahat.

wag dito kc TM ka dito, may edukasyon namn tayo di ba?

madali ka lang i report, promise!

mga babae, mga bata pa yan, ang tnada mo na, dami mo dinaanan, baoyin mo sarili mo, wag sila

01.09.2009 by embyerna kay TM campaign

tama si TM campaign. huwag paglaruan ang mga batang batang agents na babae. Well, proofs (mga litrato) dapat ang kelangan na nakikipag ano si TM para matanggal sha sa trabaho.

02.09.2009 by tundra

I've never been privy into the lives of other agents while in PS having worked there for three years, but reading your blogs brings back memories, both good and bad. I wonder how my friends are now.. and my crush from Expedia Corporate. Hehe. The description of Agent Hermosa reminds me of her.

03.09.2009 by Saudi Boy

Saudi Boy, parang kilala kta! tga TNC ka noh!? =D

04.09.2009 by failure2log

ay panalo, parang narinig ko ito. marami akong fwens sa department niagent ipis.
yoko magbigay ng advise, pero as far as some people also had echoed, pwedeng outside na lang sa ofis kaung maghanap ng lovelife, mga ateh?? kaloka kase, recycled ang mga lovelife nyo sa ofis.wag na sa ofis, wala naman kase akong nakikitang "lalake" sa loob, hehehe...

04.09.2009 by fridaygirl

Ay, ito pala yung blog na yun. Narining ko na to dati eh, kaya lang hindi ko ma open open. OK pala to no.

nabanggit sakin dati na may nag bblog na daw ng mga tsismis sa opis dyan, dati kasi may nakita ako sa may 7 eleven sa likod. madaling araw na yun eh. nakataxi kasi ako tapos wala lang, nakita ko yung isang mataas na sumakay ng taxi, hindi ko naman pinansin kasi napadaan lang din ako. eh nung lumingon yung sinasakyan ko, bigla tumigil yung taxi nya sa 7 11. dun ako nagulat. nung sumakay yung isang babae. matapang din sila ah. lagi ko nga sila nakikitang magkasama sa floor dati, kasi nga boss nya yun eh. yun pala may kasamang malisya. Hindi ko naiikwento kasi wala naman akong pakialam. nabasa ko lang to kaya naisip ko wala lang.

napansin ko lang, hindi ko na napag kikita yung babae. wala na siguro yun.

05.09.2009 by sssssh

oy, callboi. nirereview mo pala yung comments. hehe. wag mo ko email. mali naman yang email na binigay ko. tsaka mahirap na. ok lang kung bastang tm lang yung involved. yoko mawalan ng work no! basta kung ano gusto mong sabihin sakin dito nalang sa blog mo. tapos ung kinuwento ko, nakita ko talaga yun.

05.09.2009 by sssshhh

alam niu ang g*** dito e ung lalaki, and sad to say pero kung mag aawayan nila ang lalaking ganyan ang ugali (walang paninindigan) e isa kang malaking tanga. dahil eventually, pag may nakita nanaman yang bagong babae e iiwan o lolokohin ka din nyan. think about it.

06.09.2009 by whooo

@Saudi Boy - ako ba crush mo sa Corp? hehehe..

nways, di ko magets kung bakeet si TM na itoh ang pinagaagawan nitong dalawang lokah! Remeber girls, madami pa fishes sa vast ocean..

08.09.2009 by jerkygurl

Hey! If you plan to visit Argentina, check out what we got to offer!
Discount Argentina (DAR) is a card created for tourists.
It offers a big variety of gifts and several discounts in hotels, fashion stores, entertainment shows (Tango, folklore),
ski, adventure sports, Museums, football, regional souvenirs and the best restaurants.

http://www.discountargentina.com/

09.09.2009 by DiscountAr

snu po c agent hermosa?? alm n alm ko kung cnu tong c agent ipis n toh...at take note, nakakashokot ang fez nya pag wichels xang muk-up...

09.09.2009 by lei velasco

Hi Buquir!

Di na ako taga Aegis-PeopleSupport ngayon pero I'm still reading your blogs. This is the first time na magpost ako ng comment dito sa very interesting, educating and funny site mo. Keep up the good work!

10.09.2009 by majorboner

bwahaha!
love it!

10.09.2009 by kate06202

eh anu naman ngayon kung inagaw rin lang nung ipis yung bf niya ngayon from another person? ganun ba ka-pathetic yung sinasamba niyong magandang nilalang para gumaya siya sa immoral na gawain nung ipis? wala silang pinagkaiba. pareho lang silang walang sense of decency. ang pathetic pa dahil tuwang tuwa pa yung iba sa inyo. ganyan ba ka-twisted ang morals ng mga tao diyan?

27.09.2009 by hudson

nice one....

04.10.2009 by shezzowicked