The Taste of Her Cherry Chapstick...
12.07.2009
Dear Callboi,
I am one of your many readers here in PeopleSupport. In fact, we're in the same account. We're not exactly close, but we've gotten drunk together already (in Sukina, as a matter of fact). I've been a supervisor here for more than a year now, and I really thought nothing else can surprise me.
Obviously, I was greatly mistaken.
I guess it's my fault for entering into a relationship with one of my agents. Yes, yes, I know, I'm a supervisor, she's an agent, it's bound to end badly for the both of us. Plus, there's the whole "It's-against-company-policy" thing. You have to agree with me on this, I'm not the first one, am I? Look, I know what I got myself into, believe me, but apparently, the universe still managed to throw one hell of a curve ball at me.
Surprisingly enough, this is not about the fact that what we have is not a totally-legal relationship. It's more on the fact that my girlfriend/agent cheated on me. With her bestfriend.
Let me explain.
A newly-endorsed batch was celebrating their graduation in a nearby bar, and I was invited by their trainer to join the festivities, which I gladly accepted. I texted my girlfriend about this and she said that she would be joining the said inuman because apparently, one of the newbies was an old friend of hers, let's call her Chika.
I was kinda surprised by this because she never mentioned it to me before.
As I got to the bar, I saw that my GF was already there, talking to an equally hot girl whom I'd never seen before.
I couldn't sit next to my GF because, well, it would have looked suspicious, di ba? So medyo aloof ako.
But I noticed that she was acting a little bit weird. Chika and my GF were constantly whispering to each other. Like they had a secret or something.
I ignored it at first.
After a few hours of drinking, most of the newbies wanted to go home already. A few agents decided to head on out to one of their batchmates nearby apartment to continue their drinking binge. The trainer, Chika, and a handful of other agents decided to follow. My GF convinced me to go with them as well. So we both did.
When we got to the apartment, they brought out three bottles of tequila and lemons. There were only about five of us to share three bottles. Super lasingan ang naganap.
I was having a discussion with the trainer when I noticed that my GF had been missing for quite a long time already. I went to go looking for her. But I decided to pee first. When I passed by the bedroom right next to the bathroom, I saw my GF and Chika, on the bed, kissing like there's no tomorrow.
I thought I was just too drunk and must have been imagining it, but then, the trainer came up next to me, and saw what I saw, and I saw the shock on his face as well. So, I figured I was seeing the real thing.
Needless to say, I ran out of the apartment and collapsed an hour later on my own bed.
My GF has been texting and calling me for several days now, saying she wanted to explain it all.
However, in the office, we don't talk, and we pretend not to see each other.
The truth is, Bookie, I really don't want to see her at all. I just pretend that she doesn't exist because it's easier than confronting her. It hurts too much.
She texted me that Chika was her bestfriend since highschool. And that they're really close.
I guess I just can't take how "close" they are.
What do you think?
Yours Truly,
Sales-Sup
Dear Sales-Sup,
Okay, first of all, I think I know nothing about lesbians.
What little I do know was taught and explained to me by Gracie, yung Sales Trainer natin na kamukha at kaboses ni Aiza Siguerra pero kung sumayaw parang anak ni Gary Valenciano na laging naka-enervon.
Everytime kinukwento sa akin ni Gracie ang ginagawa ng mga lesbians, nangingilabot ako. Okay lang kasi gumaganti naman ako sa kaniya dahil kinukuwento ko rin sa kaniya ang gawain ng mga bading. At mas nangingilabot siya, I'm sure. I mean the thought of two girls kissing... ugh. Mas feel ko ang two boys kissing, as nature intended it to be. Joke lang po, mga lesbian readers, if ever meron man maliban kay Gracie. (Wish ko lang talagang out na si Gracie sa pagiging lesbian niya, mamaya kasi baka closet lesbian pala siya eh, mahirap na, nabuking ko pala siya dito sa lahat). Kung sa bagay, obvious namang lesbian siya eh, lagi siyang nakashorts at rubber shoes, naka-sumbrerong hiphop, never nagpapalda, at paminsan, naka-kurbata pa. o di ba? Yan si Gracie, tunay na lalake. Kung tutuusin, mas lalake pa siyang pumorma sa akin.
As I was saying, I know next to nothing about lesbians. Bakit kasi di mo na kausapin yung GF mo? Kunsabagay, naiintindihan ko ang need mo na di nalang pansinin siya.
Ganyan din ako. If I've given up on a person, pwedeng forever ko na lang hindi papansinin siya. Kesa naman makipagplastikan di ba?
Pero ikaw, gusto mo bang magkaroon ng closure? Then you know what you need to do right? You don't have to be a lesbian or gay to know the answer to that one.
It's as obvious as two boys kissing, really.
Love, lust, and lechon,
callboi♥
akosicallboi@gmail.com
P.S.
Wait wait wait... ngayon ko lang napansin na di mo pala nabanggit kung girl ka or boy...
I assumed na boy ka. Sabi ng ka-team kong si Ollie, if you are a boy, what the hell's wrong with you daw? Kung siya daw ang nakakita ng dalawang babaeng nagkikissing-kissing, makiki-join daw siya. Oh Ollie, you are so straight.
If you are a girl... well... I really don't know how girls deal with this kind of thing. Hindi ba dapat nagsasabunutan kayo?
xoxo
Posted by callboi 1:21 AM Archived in Gay Travel | Philippines
perhaps the day is nigh. 
"If you are a girl... well... I really don't know how girls deal with this kind of thing. Hindi ba dapat nagsasabunutan kayo?"
Love this line. Bookie I've been an avid reader of yours.I love your whims and quips. I really love your blog, I check it everyday. I hope you'd update it more because I look forward to your stories. I hope you can read my blog and I hope you like mine. I bash celebrities. I also hate Ruffa. Im going to post something about ruffa and dedicate it to you.
more power.
-The Bashing King
12.07.2009 by bashwithme