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Dear Callboi,

Good morning to my favorite blogger ever! Actually ate, ikaw lang yata ang blog na binabasa ko. So no choice ako hehehe joke lang.

Just call me Beauty. At tulad mo Callboi, isa akong baklush, badets, badings, homo, faggot, baklita, chabelita, and last but not the least, travel agent.

I really adore your blog Callboi. Isa kang huwarang diwata na nagpapasaya sa araw namin dito sa isinumpang account natin. I wish you would write more often, pero alam kong napaka-hectic ng social life at social calendar mo, kaya may-I-wait-in-vain na lang ang drama ng beauty ko lately.

One thing I really like about you is that you are not suplado. I see you a lot on the Ops floor and lagi kang nakangiti. Once, I smiled at you, and even though you don't know me personally, you smiled back.

The reason I am writing to you is because of something that happened to me sa may restroom natin dito sa fifth floor.

You see, isa akong baklitang nangangahas na magbihis babae, Transvestite ang label sa akin. At alam mo naman na dito sa account natin, dumadami na ang mga tulad kong nangangarap na bagayan ng stilletos and plunging necklines. Paborito ko ay ang pagsuot ng turtle neck sweater na white on top of black silky leggings with shiny silver high-heels. Charot!!!

Anyway, one day, while I was wearing the ensemble I described above, I walked in sa CR natin dito sa fifth and pagpasok ko, may-I-brush-away pa ako ng bangs ko when I bumped into this guy from Sales.

Siyempre pa ang ate mo, super-gulat ang drama, napasigaw ako ng "Ay p*ke!" Nasiko naman kasi ako nung guy sa fake kong boobelyas!

Eto ka, yung kalbong guy, tumingin sa akin ng super to the mega over na galit! Mukhang iritang irita ang powtah. Constipated yata ang lintik.

Tapos sabi niya sa akin, "Kasi naman dito ka pa nag-CR eh! Dyan ka dapat sa girls!" And then walk away siya.

Super shocked naman aketch! Siguro kung may rosario ako noon napa-clutch na lang ako sa kaniya. The nerve of that brute di ba?

I've had these kind of experiences before in the CR, pero nothing this blatant and bizaare! Naranasan ko na ang matignan ng masama, mapagtawanan ng patago, but this was a first for me.

Seriously, it was kind of scary for me and sobrang nakakabastos at nakakapanliit. I heard rumors of HR actually thinking of setting up separate CR's for homosexuals daw.

How true ito dear Callboi? What are your views on this?

xoxo,

Beauty

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Dear Beauty,

Honestly, if I were in that situation, malamang pinadugo ko na ang ilong ng gagong yun. Pero since we beauty queens rarely resort to violence, I would have just reported him to HR.

If ever that bald guy is reading this entry, ito ang sa iyo: PAK YU.

I doubt if PeopleSupport is really planning to set-up separate comfort rooms for individuals like you and me. Even if they did, I wouldn't use it.

Separation means segregation. Why should we have our own rest room when we have every right to use the appropriate ones we have right now? We're gay but we still use the rest room like every other man.

Building a separate rest room for us implies that it is wrong for us to use the men's room. Kahit saan mo man tignan, pare-pareho lang ang ihi na lumalabas sa atin. It's just that sometimes, some people think na mas mataas ang ihi nila.

A real man would have no issue about pissing next to someone wearing women's couture. Why is it that a lot of straight men think that gay guys want to sleep with them?

We're gay but we still have taste.

Love, life, and lechon,

callboi♥
akosicallboi@gmail.com

Posted by callboi 22:23 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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Natawa naman ako sa entry na to. Well, since gay din ako I feel like kailangan kong mag-comment. If ever mabasa man to ng kalbong taga-telesales, for sure chaka siya. Hayaan mo na siya kapatid kakarmahin din ang gagong yan. Basta maganda tayo, sapat na yon, pasok na sa banga!

by Angpokpok

Nakakatuwa ka naman xoxo...and to that sales guy, kaming mga bakla kumakain lang kami ng masasarap. Mga well prepared dish at hindi panis na pagkain gaya mo.Yun lang..

by akosidiosa

erratum:

Hindi pala xoxo name ng sender ng letter. Beauty pala. parang maalaala mo kaya. may mga letter sender

by akosidiosa

owss hayden_koh , inggit ka lang kasi out kami. eh ikaw isa kang closeta..che..pakialaman mo kaso mo ngayon mawawalan ka na ng lisensya..maniac..

by akosidiosa

oh one more thing bago kita tigilan. why don't you tell that to yourself. Evaporate!!!

by akosidiosa

Dear Callboi and Beauty,

I'm just as gay as you two are... But that kalbo of a guy from sales (essential ba na may sales?) will get it from me pag nakita ko siya... I hate it when my sisters are made away!!! Anu daw? hahaha...

Synopsis: We hate that kalbo from sales...

xoxo
S

by e_sasha

Hay nako beauty, bayaan mo na lang sya.
baka inggit lang un sa "turtle neck sweater na white on top of black silky leggings with shiny silver high-heels" mo.
de vah?
@ streytako, anak wag masyado hotness, masisira ang fonda mo. miss you!

by kate06202

i agree ke bookie. dpt pinasakan mo siya ng boobelya mo! sbhin mo samin yang kalbo na yan at i-ER na natin.ay wala na pla ako jan. ke ms connie or liz approachable sila..
my God i'll ask my friends kung sino yan shet. nag iinti dugo ko. GY ba ito o morning? ng malaman na ang lahat ng kalbo jan..
Beauty don't let this happen to you again. next time mangyari ito sau, tawagin mo lahat ng kakilala mo. khit saan ng hindi mangyari to SA IBA. MY god!!
pls tell me if GY to or AM. leche siya.
dko tlg mapigil..

by bayo0226

i am from telesales -- and it saddens me that someone would do this to you. as far as we know we from sales dont have anything against our becky friends.. we actually have supervisors na becky and we love them! and i handle a team na may 4 gay girls! and i love them! so sana di na to maulit...

and to e_sasha: YES! essential ang sales :)

by ihartgreen

Beauty..

We have the same issue..ganun din ako before..but i discovered the "Disabled CR" so dun na ako mega wiz-wiz and pwede kang bumukaka ng bongga para makapagkipit ng aneklavums..

yun nga lang some people are using it as the "PUPU ROOM" kaya bago ka pumasok dun, mega check mo muna kung yun nauna sau eh naglabas ng sama ng loob..dala ka din ng gallong-gallon na alcohol kasi yung iba kung maka wizwiz eh para winawagayway ang kanilang kapurihan..kaya ayun nagkalat sa buong cr..hihi

sna nakatulong ako sau beauty..

by kneeples

tsk!tsk!tsk! to discriminate only generates hate...

by tombs07

Whatever happened to the cool, unisex office toilet like the one in Ally McBeal?..

Then again, it might make for more bloggable stuff. Eh, Books?

:D

by aubreybaby

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