I Am Such A Beach...

This email made me laugh. I don't think I need to reply to it, pero I still want to share it with you guys.

Hi Callboi!

My name is Lauren, newly-hired agent of PS. We're on the same account, sa dot.com nga lang akechi. I just heard yesterday that you have a blog about office 'gossips and chistmists'. SInce wichels akeching magawa kahapon dahil rest day ko. Super check naman ang lola mo. And bakla super naaliw talaga ako. Mahilig din kasi akong magbasa ng email ng ibang tao. Siyempre nag-bakla ka pa kung di ka magiging chismosa edi para kang baklang walang silbi sa ating society diba? Kaloka!

Bitch, let me tell you I've read a lot of blogs but I think your blog is the funniest and super nakaka-enjoy basahin. I'm even thinking of writing my own blog kaya lang di kasi magaling sa mga blind items, gusto ko harap-harapang barahan para masaya!

I just spent the last 5 hours of my life back-tracking lahat ng blog entries mo ateh!, Feeling ko tuloy mag-bestfriend na tayo! Natatawa talaga akechi sa mga talak mo. Super ire-recommend ko to sa mga friends ko dati sa eperformax, chismosa rin kasi mga tao dun eh.

Uy, Close ba kayo ng sup ko? Si Jerome Mendez? Super bait kasi ng coach kong un eh. Bakla rin kaya masaya! Ang daming bakla sa exp**** ! Pang Gay Pride Parade lnag kulang na lang pumapasok ng may costumes with matching float pa! Kaloka!

Keep up the good work! Parang ung blog mo ang daily dose ko ng vitamins and minerals! Stresstabs, kaw ba yan?

Nagmamahal, (Shit, parang MMK lang!)

Lauren

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Dear Lauren,

In fernez, gurl, napatawa mo ako.

This is possibly the first time I've been called a bitch and I didn't mind it, hehehe.

Taga-Eperformax ka pala? Marami akong kakilala dun. At OO, tsismosa rin sila.

Esca-later!!!

Love, lust, and lechon,

callboi♥
akosicallboi@gmail.com

P.S.

Close ba kami ni Jerome? Hindi.

Pero ok naman siya, as supervisors come and go. Hindi siya tamad, tulad ni... ni... ehem.

callboi