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A friend of mine sent this email of mataray lines a long time ago. Ngayon ko lang uli nabasa. I loved it then, still love it now. Sarap gamitin ng mga linyang to sa mga kasama mo paminsan.:

1. On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,"Put that down, that ' s mine!" The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, "Excuse me. You are NOT small! ' "

2. A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."

3. A friend told another friend, "Naku, magma-make-up muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-make-up."

4. "Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born."

5. When I saw friend I haven ' t seen in a long time, she told me, "Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!" So I told
her, "Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!"

6. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, "Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget
muna."

7. "Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?"

8. I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about her new shoes, "Sale, right?"

9. I pointed a "7 items or less" sign to a clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered,
"I can read!" Sabay irap. So I shot back with, "I know, but can you count?"

10. "Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko."

11. After receiving her pay slip and realizing how much she's paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed, "Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?"

12. During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion. When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a natural spring. The maarte girl said, "Dini-drink ba yan?" I told her, "Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water chinu-chew?"

13. Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush niya) "Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa ' kin!"

14. I was staring at an ugly bystander on their street. The ugly guy snapped, "Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?" I snapped back, "Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?"

15. A friend once told me, "Ang ganda mo!" I answered: "Thank you, sana ikaw rin."

16. "When a cashier tells me she doesn ' t have change, I say: "And kaninong problema yun?"

Posted by callboi 02:21 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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i luv the lines...magamit nga!

by sugarjam

hahahaha. sa rx toh a. hahaha. ang kulet.

by jemel

may isa pang maluphet na tarayan na nangyari talaga sa akin...

Nasa mall ako with my friend, nakakita kami ng cuteness na guy tapos sabi ko "Type ko cya"...
Tapos sabi ng friend ko "Eh cya, type ka ba nya?"

Sinabunutan ko nga lola mo!!! Hehehe!!!

by fluxxxe

hahaha nakakatawa namn to ! hehehehehe more more more!!! hehehe

i received a text once ...

single girl 1 : " hayyyy sana may manligaw sa akin na gwapo! sasagutin ko talaga agad!"

single girl 2 : " reality check pls.. ang mga gwapo ngayun..sila na ang nagliligawan! "

hmmmm may tama ka ! hehehe

by freak_me

share ko lang yung incident na nakipag-away ako sa pila ng FX dyan sa buendia mrt..

so ang eksena nakapila ako then sabi nung barker
"isa pa sa RCBC, aalis na"..eh walang mga gumagalaw sa mga unahan ko, then nung aktong papasakay na ako, biglang may sumingit so ang nagyari nawala ako sa pila...e di bumalik ako sa pagkapila ko, sinagot ba naman ako nung nasa likuran ko kanina, "anu ba yan sumisingit"

Sagutin ko nga ng,

"Excuse me, di ba nasa unahan mo ako..tanga ka ba?
Bawasan mo kasi yang eye-shadow mo para makakita ka ng maayos!"

Kainis..akala mo kagandahan eh mukhang newly graduate na bagong salta sa makati at mag-aaply ng job kaya kuntodo make-up na mukhang sales lady sa isang mall..

by kneeples

hahaha! funny!

by callboi

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