The Lesser of Two Evils...

Location: Government, a club in Makati Aveñue which is a famous gay hangout.

When: one Saturday of October.

List of People Involved:

1) Funda-Boi: a semi-vet rep agent, we call him Funda-Boi kasi ang kapal ng foundation ng lolo mo. Pero cute naman siya, according to recent surveys. Type niya si New-Boi, and he's not ashamed to show it.

2) New-Boi: a newbie sa floor, definitely cute, chinito, and, according to him, "straight". Hmmm-kay. Type niya rin si Funda-Boi pero pilit niyang itinatago ang kanyang emotional emotions dahil nga straight daw siya. Desisyon niya yan eh. Kiber devah?

3) Buong batch ni New-Boi kasama din.

Story:

Music was thumping. People were grinding against each other, in lustful paroxysms of... ummm... lust.

According to eyewitness reports, New-Boi and his teammates were invited to go dancing in Government to celebrate some important occasion. Invited by Mr. Funda-Boi himself.

"C'mon guys, it's like so saya there in Government," Funda-Boi says, "As in, sobrang ganda the music and fun ang people!"

FYI: Hindi talaga ganito magsalita si Funda-Boi, pero it's close. Really close.

New-Boi looked nervously around his teammates, "Pero di ba tsong, pang-bading yun?"

"No, pare, it's like so okay lang, all the cool people go there," Funda-Boi enticed, "We'll make kwento lang there with each other."

"Ok payn!" ang sagot ni New-Boi na hindi naman pala mahirap pilitin.

So ayun na nga, gumora na silang lahat sa Government.

And as usual, ano pa ba ang mangyayari sa dalawang badet na may lust with a capital "L" para sa isa't-isa kapag hinalo mo sa mix ang alcoholic drinks, dark, sweaty environment, and loud loud loud gay music?

Eh di ayun, nag-palitan ng bodily fluids si Funda-Boi and New-Boi sa gitna ng dance floor! Wag kayong bastos, kissing-kissings lang ang nangyari.

The kicker?

Habang nag-sa-swap ng laway ang dalawang badets, they were being discreetly photographed via camphone ng kanilang teammates!

Well, well, well, the only thing better than a scandal is a cellphone scandal...

After an hour or so, the teammates lost track na of the two lovers. Apparently, umeskapo sila to look for a better place to express their testosterone.

The next day, kinonfront ng team si New-Boi, umamin si New-Boi na nagkiss sila pero hanggang dun lang daw. And hindi daw siya bading. Trip-trip lang daw yun. At saka lasing daw siya. Yun naman pala eh. Bakit nga ba tayo nakikialam, dear readers?

Pero, medyo kainis ang teammates niya ha. If they were truly his friends, sana di nila pinabayaang mangyari yun na ma-seduce si New-Boi na kabatch nila, and worse, dapat di na nila kinunan pa ng pics.

Sana vinideo na lang nila.

Joke lang!