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Bi Now, Gay Later...

FYI, this is a slightly R-18 entry...

all seasons in one day

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Monday morning, in the office pantry:

I was having breakfast with two of my close acquaintances sa office, si Konichi (not his real name), a twenty-something guy na mukhang commercial model, and si She-ra (not his real name, either), a twenty-something badet agent.

Well, actually, badet kaming tatlo pero si Konichi, nagkakaroon ng identity crisis. Or so he says.

"How come nahihirapan kayong tanggapin na bisexual ako?" Konichi asked us, brushing back his black hair with his fingers. May itsura si Konichi, mukha siyang model ng Bench na di masyadong nasusuwelduhan kaya simple lang manamit. Anlabo ng description ko noh?

I thought for a second before I answered, "Weeell, to be fair, I don't believe in bisexuality in ALL pinoy men. Period. Hindi lang ikaw. Lahat."

"Kurak!" sabat pa ni She-ra.

"Eh bakit?" Konichi asked one more time, blinking those gorgeous eyes of his.

"Eh kasi, pag kumain ka ng saging, saging lang dapat talaga ang kainin mo. Dehins pwede ang vajayjay. You should never mix your sexual food groups. It's unhealthy," She-ra explained.

Konichi looked confused.

I explained some more, "Simple lang. Pag et*ts ang habol mo, et*ts lang forever. Ibig sabihin, ang bakla, hindi tomboy." (Sorry folks, medyo bastos ang usapan, but we're all adults, right?)

Konichi looked unbelieving, "I disagree. Bakit ako, I get attracted to girls?"

"Sexually attracted?" asked She-ra.

"Yes!" Konichi replied.

I thought it over for a second, "Weeeell, maybe you don't wanna do them, you just want to be them."

"Ulol!" Konichi laughed, punching me lightly on the shoulder, "Basta ako, pwede ako sa babae, pwede sa lalake."

"Ang dwapang mo naman, parehong gender ang gusto mo. Hindi bisexuality ang tawag dun," sabat ni She-ra, "Katakawan ang tawag dun. Hayok."

"Gago. Tsaka hindi naman sex lang ang habol ko. And besides," Konichi said, starting look sheepish and blushing a little, "I've never actually done it with another guy yet. Sa girl pa lang ako nagkakaroon ng experience."

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Natameme kami ni She-ra. After two seconds, napatawa kami ng malakas.

"CHE! Sinong niloko mo? Ikaw? Hindi pa nakaka-do ng lalake? I don't think so!" She-ra laughed.

I laughed with him, "Honga! Eh mas ma-kati ka pa sa higad na may allergy sa hipon! Tigilan mo kami ha! And anyways, hindi ba may nangyari sa inyo nung isang trainer?"

Namula si Konichi, "Ha? Sinong trainer? Hindi no! I swear, nakakahiya mang aminin, pero it's the honest-to-goodness truth; I've never done it with another guy. I've only had sex with three girls."

Mukha namang sincere si Konichi sa sinasabi niya, pero ang hirap paniwalaan eh. Gwapo si Konichi. At kapag bading ka at gwapo, malamang grade school pa lang hindi ka na virgin sa gay sex. Ganun sa Gay World.

"Hoy Konichi! Wag mo nga akong patawanin! Nakasalubong kita nung isang araw sa Glorietta at may kasama kang newbie agent na guy. Mukhang sweet-sweetan ang drama niyo. Dehins ko nga alam na bading pala yung agent na yun. Oh ano yun? Walang nangyari sa inyo? Eh sabi sa akin nung housemate mo nakita niya kayong magkatabi sa kama mo nung gabi?" ang palatak ni She-ra.

"Natulog lang kami no? Pagod kami dahil maghapon kaming gumala," Konichi defended.

"Woooshooo! Anong ginawa niyo sa kama mag-damag? Nag-bible study?" She-ra teased.

"Natulog nga lang!" he replied.

"CHE!" ang sagot namin ni She-ra.

Posted by callboi 20:03 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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Hahaha! This is so witty!

by topNbottom

Funny siya, pero callboi, may question ako. Do you really not believe in bisexuality in men?

by topNbottom

Bisexuality in men is kinda hard to take.

by topNbottom

Aun Naman.. ChiKbOI.. hehehe!

by PaLaBoi

I think BIsexual is one overused word in the pink community that most "BIs" are totally clueless about. Sometimes they just use it as a front. Marami na ako nakilala mga "BI" daw pero pag nakita mo naman, mas grabe pa ang pilantik sa girls. Ewan ko ba! Ano ba naman yung maging totoo ka sa sarili mo, di ba? Take me or leave me na lang ang labanan...

Anyway Buquir, nacurios naman ako ke Konichi... Hindi ko naman kasi naki-keep track mga taong sinasamahan mo. Haha! Stalker?

I miss your blog though... Sana you post ng mas madalas. Nothing beats the controversy of office gossip.

More Power!

by chekwa28

Tigilan na ang bi bisekswal na yan kc ito lng din tanong ko kay Konichi...pag si Buquir ba eh tumikim ng babae eh Bisekswal na xa na matatawag? taray ng kabaklaan sa Pilipinas may hierarchy hihihii. Konichi wag ka na ma confuse kc BAKLA ka end of conversation hehehehehe :p

by missindia

ako? tumikim ng babae? ew.

by callboi

@missinida- i agree sa sinabi mo. the word bisexuality can only be used for those who are still confused. Try me at nang mawala ang pagka confuse nyo. mwahahahaha....

OO nga Buquir, even if you are going to search the word in the Disctionary eh wala nman talaga.. Eh both sex organs meron ba sya? Nung sinabi nyang na try nya sa Gurls eh ang TRIP TRIP lang youn. mwahahaha

by Virgin_Boy

i so love it... im super major proud to be GAY!! wahahhaha

by gossipgay

metro sexuals and bisexuals are just words often use by gays who doesn't want to be totally out...aside from that they just categorized their selves to those words cause they have this connotation that being "so out gay" will make them less of a person...
so if your favourite colour is pink, love it and be proud of it.....
time will come that a president will not going to declare martial law anymore but this "let's paint the country pink!"
and the whole gay community will owe it to
a great man who loves pink and pink people...
Mr. Bayani Fernando...

by d'poet

swear gusto ko na sanang mag comment pero kidding aside d'poet sumakit ulo ko sa grammar mo

by lelang

hay naku! kung seafoods(tahong)...seafoods lang! kung fruit(saging)eh fruit lang...ganun lang kasimple! d dapat pinaghahalo ang laman dagat sa prutas...pero lam mu napapaicip din ako dito ke callboi...bading ka ba tlga buquir?

by tombs07

kasing bading mo lang, tombs07. :)

by callboi

hahaha! baliw! kaw pala organizer ng peoplesupport idol...good luck yaya! whatever!

by tombs07

Konichi, can I take you home? haha... Kidding.... :)

by kulutero

ang kulit naman nang blog na to..callboi i am new here and habang nagtatake ako nang calls ito binabasa ko,hehehe

by santito24k

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