Call Center Confidential

Dear Callboi,

Me and my wife love reading your blog. Although neither me nor my wife is gay, we can sort of relate because we have had a lot of friends who are gay before and after we got married. The reason for this is beacuse I formerly was a resident club DJ (for almost ten years) in an obscure club in Bicol, and the place was always swarming with gays. My wife was a "gimikera" herself and had lots of gay friends as well. Must be the music they are after-- I played mostly house music (minimal and latin house- the Hed Kandi types, mostly).

Anyways, I work for the same company as you are (for almost two years), and most probably in the same account (for almost ten months). Wala akong masyadong friend dito kasi hindi ako masyadong "sosyal". Hehehe. I even overheard somebody not too long ago commenting that I look and dress up like a construction worker. Well, who cares? As long as I do my job and am able to provide for my family, I am happy with life as it is. Although not that much as me and my wife both feel we're not cut out for big city life.

Keep on blogging, dude. And if it's not much of a trouble, please greet me and my wife- Suzette on an entry.

Thanks.

HouseMusicAddict

Dear HouseMusicAddict,

People nowadays, they're so judgmental, ahehehe. Wag mo pansinin yung echoserang nagcomment na construction worker ang porma mo. Inggit lang siya sayo, kasi you read my blog. Echos!!!

Meron akong kilala dito sa account namin na bading na bihis construction worker. AM shift siya. Pero feeling ko naman, bago siya nagtrabaho dito sa PeopleSupport, construction worker talaga siya. Or maybe sepulturero. Ewan ko. Nalilito ako sa kaniya.

Actually, itong bading na to, kamukha niya si Vic Sotto, kung naging addict na kalbo si Vic Sotto. Lagi niya akong iniismiran. Di ko alam kung bakit (pansin niyo? andaming umiismid sa akin?). Ako nga ang dapat umismid sa kaniya kasi ang hilig niyang magsando sa opisina, tsaka mag-plunging neckline na blouse. Kakaloka. I mean, sorry sa mga mahilig magsando ha, pero opisina to eh, sana naman magsuot tayo ng damit na may sleeves at hindi yung shirt na pag tinaas mo ang braso mo ay mag-te-thank-you-for-calling na ang armpit hair di ba?

I tried to befriend this agent, kulang na nga lang ay ipagpa-misa ko siya eh, kaso, tinatarayan talaga ako eh. Hmp. Eh di wag. Pekpek niya tabingi. Joke lang...

Kaya naman may mga nagcocomment ng negatibo sa blog ko eh, feeling maganda daw ako, ahehehe...

Yours in love and libog,

callboi♥

P.S. Hello Wifey Suzette!!!

Dear Callboi,

the tech guys almost blocked every pinoy website in our office. (my therapy for homesickness), fortunately i got through on your blog. your blog kills alot of my time and situations were funny (even if im not gay enough to relate to some part wish i am, hehe).......

well, this is just to appreciate your work, even if your blog makes me miss the philippines even more *hate you for that.

btw. you should have punched that street kid who taunted u , trust me , nobody will care. theres a next time.

have a nice day

pinoyboi

Dear pinoyboi,

You know what, I am surprised by the amount of emails I get from straight people.

And they always say the same thing: that even though they're straight, they say they can relate to my blog.

Hmmm... Mabenta pala rin ako sa mga straight.

Kakatuwa naman.

So sa States ka pala nagwowork? Shet. I-sponsor mo naman ako. Puwede akong caregiver, basta dapat guwapo ang amo ko at mayaman at kung puwede sana artista din tulad ni Jake Gylenhaal or ni Edward Norton. Shet. Kilig.

yours in love and lechon,

callboi♥

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