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And now, a word from our management...

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The phone in my manager's station rang. Dahil feeling sekretarya ako, sinagot ko naman.

"Andrew's station, hello?"

"Si Andrew, andyan?" said the gruff manly voice on the other line.

"Ay wala siya, umuwi na," sagot ko naman, and at this point, feeling ko maid na ako.

"Bookie, ikaw ba yan?" tanong naman nung lalake.

"OMG, is that you, CC?" ang tanong ko rin.

CC is this guy who's in upper management in a different account. He's a good friend. Always so funny. And has such a lovely wife and baby.

"May chika ako sa iyo," CC said, which proves my point na kahit mga tunay na lalake, mahilig sa tsismis.

"Spill it," I said.

"Alam mo ba, may isa raw babaeng nag-CR, tapos pagpasok niya sa cubicle, may narinig siyang kakaiba sa katabing cubicle niya."

"Anong narinig niya?" I asked, iniisip ko na kung anung mga ungol at bulong ang narinig niya.

Mali pala ako.

"May narinig siyang umuugong," CC responded, "meron daw parang nagba-vibrate sa kabilang cubicle."

Natameme naman ako. Umuugong? Ano yun? May nagvavacuum sa kabilang side?

CC continued, "Itong babae, naiskandalo naman. Tumakbo agad sa labas at nireport sa HR ang narinig niya."

Sa HR agad? Di man lang sa guard or something? Sandali, ano bang iniisip niya?

"Ang sabi daw niya sa HR, May nagbavibrator sa CR!" CC whispered.

OMG. Assumptionista ba?

"Ito namang HR natin, I think it was someone from Employee Relations, pumunta sa CR and kinatok ang cubicle," CC said.

"Ano nakita nila?"

"Pagbukas ng pinto, it was a woman, using a breast pump," CC answered, "She was apparently collecting the milk for her baby. And naglalactate pala siya so she needed to release the milk."

Hay naku, mga tao nga naman... Makarinig lang ng vibration, nanginginig na ang vajayjay sa mga pinag-iisip ng mga eskandalo. Don't they know that breastmilk is still best for babies?

Posted by callboi 12:59 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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natawa ako dito ha? haha

by royalty

Bkt kc may mga tao na pakialamera..nu nmn ngaun kung sakaling gumagamit ng vibrator ung girl eh nde mo nmn keps ang pinapasakan mga pakialamera wahahahahahaa yan tuloy napala nyo hehehehehe

by missindia

My goodness! I could just imagine the face of the woman... eventually being accused of indecency. Kung noong una, baby niya ang iniisip niya, probably upon hearing that... hmmm...gusto na niyang umuwi. :)

by MaƮtresse

Ayoko na tuloy mag-lactate... :)

by NYBadette

OMG this is so nakakaloka...

by brownvixen

OMGulaz!! nakakahiya ! TAmang Hinala kasi.. baka gawain ng girl na chixmusax at familiar sa kanya tunog ng vibrator! hmmm! curiosity sometimes kills!!

by mic_mic

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