Call Center Confidential

How do you avoid being extra mushy when greeting someone you used to be head over heels in love with a happy birthday?

Easy.

You say it in tagalog.

Maligayang bati, Pumpkin!

My heart may not sing out your name anymore, pero at least friends pa rin tayo, ahehehe.

Akalain mong naging magkaibigan pa rin tayo even after all the drama of years past.

I guess that only means one thing. Patay na patay ka talaga sa akin. Well, get in line, sugar.

Joke lang!

P.S. Happy birthday rin pala dun sa friend kong babae, si Zue Ann.