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She-ra and I were spending our break sa pantry natin when this bald gay agent, who before that moment never even bothered to look at me, approached our table and took a seat.

"Hello," said Discreet Bald Guy, sitting across from us, smiling.

Nagkatinginan kami ni She-ra. I guess both of us were mentally asking the other if we knew this agent.

Discreet Bald Guy laughed gently and said, "Neither of you know me personally, but of course, I know you both."

She-ra scoffed, "Does this have anything to do with Callboi's blog?"

Discreet Bald Guy smiled even wider, "Yes, actually, I have an invitation to extend to both of you."

Tumaas ang kilay namin ni She-ra ng sabay. I asked, "An invitation? Debut mo?"

"Hahahaha! No, I'm organizing an orgy this Saturday morning, and I was hoping that the both of you could attend it," he casually mentioned.

Napabuka na lang ang bibig ko. Si She-ra naman, parang inimbitahan magswimming sa Galera.

"Saan? What time? Pwede magsama ng iba?" She-ra asked.

I shook off his questions, "Wait, wait, wait, anong orgy pinagsasabi mo? Itong katawan kong ito, isasama mo sa orgy? Baka ako lang ang kasya sa kama mag-isa, marse!"

"Ay sorry, mali pagkakaintindi mo, Callboi," ang sabi ng Discreet Bald Guy, "I'm inviting you as an observer, and hopefully, as a blogger."

Huh? Lalo akong naguluhan.

"As a blogger?"

"Yes, my um... makeshift company is wondering if you could possibly blog about the event. It's sort of like free advertising, you see," explained the Discreet Bald Guy.

"It's a LOT like free advertising," She-ra stated.

"Let me get this straight, you have an actual company which organizes orgies?" I asked, sounding totally incredulous.

"Yes, there are six of us," he explained, "Two of us are agents here. The other one is in a different account." Underneath our floor, to be exact.

"I think I've heard of you guys," She-ra noted, "Were you the ones who organized the last orgy in Shang, the one sponsored by Frenzy?"

Discreet Bald Guy shook his head, "Nope, that was a rival group. We organized the orgy in New World in Greenbelt about three days ago."

"Sheeeet, I didn't know they had one there," She-ra said, sounding disappointed.

"Bakit? Updated ka ba lagi sa mga ganitong events???" I asked him, sounding shocked.

"Syempre naman," he replied.

"Yuckers ka," I answered.

Discreet Bald Guy interrupted, "Well, anyway, we would appreciate it if you could, ummm..., make an appearance."

Parang artista lang. Cameo role, ba?

He continued, "There's lots of free food."

Sheeeet. The magic words. FREE. FOOD. Nanghihina ako...

But wait, wait, wait. Orgy? Ako? Now, admittedly, this wouldn't be the first orgy I've seen. SEEN, okay? SEEN, not participated in. Just to make it clear, may napanood akong isang orgy dati dahil napadaan lang ako sa apartment ng friend ko. I was a casual observer, albeit a blushing one. I would never ever EVER deign to join one. Mahihiya lang ako sa katawan ko. Tsaka, kaya ako nanuod noon, kasi suuupeeer curious lang ang lolo niyo. Pero after ten minutes, umeskapo na ako kasi, wooow pare, ang weird talaga. Para akong pumasok sa factory ng Pure Foods Hotdogs.

I remembered how awkward it was. So I turned to Discreet Bald Guy and in a serious but friendly tone said, "Sorry ha? Pero it's just not for me."

Discreet Bald Guy nodded, not looking offended or anything, smiling, in fact, and then turned to She-ra, "Eh ikaw?"

Bumunot si She-ra ng calling card, "Here's my number. Andyan din landline ko."

Panalo talaga tong si She-ra.

P.S.

As I was writing this entry, saka lang ako napa-isip ng mga ibang tanong. Orgy sa umaga ng Sabado? Bakit sa umaga? Hindi ba mas maganda kung gabi? Or baka may shift sila sa gabi? Maybe they put into consideration the number of call center agents na gustong sumali pero may pasok pag-weekends. Tapos, bakit ako inimbitahan ni Discreet Bald Guy? Mukha ba akong klase ng tao na pumupunta sa mga events na ganito? I mean, no offense, of course, to those people who do regularly attend and appreciate orgies, but it's just so, so, so not me.

Posted by callboi 12:34 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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OMG, yun lng ang mssbi ko..

and of cors alam ko yan dhil meron ganyan na ngyaya skin sa FF.. naisp ko lng WTF?.. parang hotdog fest lng db, kalaban ng Oktoberfest?..

at meron din na sa bus galing edsa dumadan ng ayala, tumabi xa skin, sbi nya "bi ka ba?" sagot ko nmn "wat do you think" then he asked for my number tpos nagbgay din ng calling card na black..

nagtxt yung guy that night, sbi nya may party daw sa condo ng frend nya sa rob manila.. sbi ko "anu meron, nkkhiya nmn?" ang tanong ba nmn skin "game kb khit anu pagawa nmin syo?" at dun ntpos ang conversation nmin.. hindi ko mawari ang pwede nilang ipagawa, khit goodlookin pa tong lintik na toh and he works in a bank near PS, at nakabarong pa xa, hindi ko maisip tlga pramis..

anyway, "Parties like that really existed"

ur so ryt Callboi, its not to offend anyone who engage in those kinds of events, pero cguro i just like everything INTIMATE and special!! prang may leche flan and ice cream lang sa ibabaw.. with matchign langka sa halo halo..

id rather do it alone..

cheers to you callboi// 19days of drinking everynight, and this time IM SO NUMB.. lerv it... ciao

by nobodysboi

GAWD!

A thing like this can really scare me..

I mean, I'm not naive or anything, pero if people can casually walk up to anyone and ask them if they would like to engage in these wild activities, parang ang dami kong dapat ipaghanda para sa mga magiging tanong ng (mga) anak ko about such things in the future...

iba na talaga ang mundo!

by aubreybaby

it's my first time to comment here.. so, cheers!
hmmmm who's this bald guy? also from expedia?

i just wanna know the characters of the movie hehehe

Eager,

by mohawkpunk

interesting...

by LykItonTop

@LykItonTop, di ba pupunta ka dito? :)

by callboi

interesting pare... pero im not interested...pang one on one lang ako...

by LykItonTop

Asows! One on one your fez! Tse!

by callboi

subukan niya lang... hahaha!

by mohawkpunk

There's this one episode sa QAF na ganyan. Talagang organized orgy. Pero kala ko sa palabas lang yun nangyayari. May real life pala. And here in the Philippines! Hahaha!

Di ba nakakahiya pag nasa event kang ganun tapos may makita kang kakilala? Super awkward moment!

"Don't worry, I won't tell your wife."

Blackmail Moment!

Go Buquee... and then tell me all about it. No codes ha. Hehehe...

by chabacz

go callboi, you can do it!!

by royalty

Hindi ako magpapaka-inosente tungkol sa mga ganyang issue (though I've never seen one, and wouldn't want to participate), pero inosente talaga ako na may NAG-ISPONSOR pa. HUH?? WHAT? Tama ba basa ko? Anu yon, pag ako ang agent ng Frenzy, magrereport ako sa office every Monday morning ng "...and also we have 3 upcoming orgy events in Makati,Manila and QC this May-- although we are trying to break the market in near provinces. There would also be a seminar conducted at the PTTC, where we enlist hopefuls (nodding my head off)for future events." Hala! Parang "Search for ...." I will leave that to you Buquir. Give the appropriate title.

by MaƮtresse

sige na nga, hindi ako si Discreet Bald Guy pero yes my first few months in MNL have me joined an 'O' of 74 guys. May sponsor kami LBC, frenzy, C2, redhorse. inimbeta lang ako kasi frend ko yung organizer. may screening sa mga sumali, dapat hunkie (meaning hunk na rin ako, wahaha). madaming beses nangyari yun. nagkaroon pa nga ako ng "partner" dun neng, short term nga lang. and I swear eat all you can, after all kelangan safe pa rin. di ko lang alam ngayon kung meron pa. thats my side of share.

by crownqueer

5 years ago, nung time na nag eexplore pa ako, na curious ako kung ano ba yang party party na yan. It was hels at New World Renaissance Hotel. I was so young pa that time when someone invited me at ako naman since party daw ay pumunta. Di ko akalain na ganun pala yun. As in nandiri ako sa mga taong nandun nung time na yun as in ORGY talaga. Wala p0a akong 5 minutes nagstay at umalis na ako. Not my cup of tea! I'd rather jerk off nalang kesa sumali sa ganoong eksena.

by LostInSiam

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