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Shorty Got Low...

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Good morning, PeopleSupport!

We interrupt your otherwise dreary and mind-numbing shifts to bring you the latest update in office chika.

According to reliable witnessess (a.k.a. tsismosong agents and tsismosong guards), two supervisors were seen having a rather heated argument just outside our lobby.

Manong John Lloyd, one of our resident guards, has this to say about said incident, "Grabe yung galet nong babaeng sup! Segaw ng segaw! Kesyo ang kapal daw ng mukha nong lalakeng sup! Bute na lang grebyard sila nagaway konde andame nakaketa sa kenela!"

Another witness, Agent Pekto, who was currently on his lunch break and on his way to his favorite tambayan (a.k.a. Burger Machine) witnessed the whole thing.

"Hindi natapos yung away dun sa labas," Agent Pekto recounts the story to this reporter, "Pumasok pa sila sa loob, pero di pa rin nahiya si TS-Shorty! Sige pa rin sa lakas ng boses! Sabi niya, Ano? Itatanggi mo pa ba? Kaibigan mo na ang nagsasabing nanloloko ka sa akin! Gago ka!"

Strong words, indeed...

What did the TS-Horsey have to say about this?

"Wala siyang imik! Dire-diretso sila sa ground floor training areas! Siguro dun nila tinuloy sa gym yung away nila!" says Agent Pekto, "Or baka magshoshower sila kasi pawis-pawis na sila sa kaka-away!"

According to insider information, TS-Shorty apparently was uber-pissed off at her lover, TS-Horsey, as she has recently discovered from the latter's friends that TS-Horsey apparently has been enjoying a side-dish in the form of one Malanding Agent in his team!

Malanding Agent (who seems to favor the use of Johnson's Baby Powder as foundation) has been quoted to say, "Kiber ako sa kanilang dalawa! Basta wala akong ginagawang masama! Ang ganda ko eh!"

This news may come as a shock to most people in our account as TS-Shorty and TS-Horsey's relationship is relatively unbeknownst. Until now, that is...

Posted by callboi 14:26 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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!$#1@!!! codes na naman! Hmp!

by chabacz

parang kilala ko sila.. oh my gulay.. no no no.. it cannot be! huh?!

by royalty

parang i heard that story sa may lung center kaso ang hina magkwentuhan ng mga agents eh kaya di ko magets masyado...hehehe...exciting

by amaxboy

Huh? Tiga-account ba natin ito? Talaga? Sino? Maganda ba talaga si Malanding Agent? Kanino ka ba kampi?

by MaƮtresse

cnu toh?? wahh..i cant even keep up with all the other entry tas may bago nanaman?! san na pla si TM - most bloggable person ths month?

by gilmorgirl

tinatanong ko si manong guard ayaw sabihin very showbiz ang sagot

by Q_Amidala

OO ngA E! kUlit nYAn ni ManOnG johN LloYD ayAw uMAmIn! hehehe

by PaLaBoi

Buquir what LOB ito?? for sure nde ito service coz according to my mole eh sa telesales ito hahahahahaa *wink*

by missindia

Is it true that TS-Shorty is overly controversial and what's written in your blog is just the tip of the iceberg? I want more DIRT, DIRT, DIRT and some more DIRT about this creature.

by ontheverge

If i know ontheverge mas DIRTY ka pa kay TS-Shorty nyahahahahaa

by missindia

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