Good morning, PeopleSupport!
We interrupt your otherwise dreary and mind-numbing shifts to bring you the latest update in office chika.
According to reliable witnessess (a.k.a. tsismosong agents and tsismosong guards), two supervisors were seen having a rather heated argument just outside our lobby.
Manong John Lloyd, one of our resident guards, has this to say about said incident, "Grabe yung galet nong babaeng sup! Segaw ng segaw! Kesyo ang kapal daw ng mukha nong lalakeng sup! Bute na lang grebyard sila nagaway konde andame nakaketa sa kenela!"
Another witness, Agent Pekto, who was currently on his lunch break and on his way to his favorite tambayan (a.k.a. Burger Machine) witnessed the whole thing.
"Hindi natapos yung away dun sa labas," Agent Pekto recounts the story to this reporter, "Pumasok pa sila sa loob, pero di pa rin nahiya si TS-Shorty! Sige pa rin sa lakas ng boses! Sabi niya, Ano? Itatanggi mo pa ba? Kaibigan mo na ang nagsasabing nanloloko ka sa akin! Gago ka!"
Strong words, indeed...
What did the TS-Horsey have to say about this?
"Wala siyang imik! Dire-diretso sila sa ground floor training areas! Siguro dun nila tinuloy sa gym yung away nila!" says Agent Pekto, "Or baka magshoshower sila kasi pawis-pawis na sila sa kaka-away!"
According to insider information, TS-Shorty apparently was uber-pissed off at her lover, TS-Horsey, as she has recently discovered from the latter's friends that TS-Horsey apparently has been enjoying a side-dish in the form of one Malanding Agent in his team!
Malanding Agent (who seems to favor the use of Johnson's Baby Powder as foundation) has been quoted to say, "Kiber ako sa kanilang dalawa! Basta wala akong ginagawang masama! Ang ganda ko eh!"
This news may come as a shock to most people in our account as TS-Shorty and TS-Horsey's relationship is relatively unbeknownst. Until now, that is...