International Porn Star...

Dear Callboi,

Hi, I am one of your avid readers here in Dubai. Your blog reached me by email from a friend in Manila. At ngayon, medyo kalat na siya dito. Wala ka bang alam na international gossip para maka-relate naman me hehehe joke lang.

BTW, may kilala ka bang mga gays na taga-diyan sa inyo na nagtrabaho na sa Dubai? Pakilala mo naman me.

Thanks! And more power! Sobrang nakakatuwa ka!

Timothy

Dear Timothy,

Salamat po! Shet, umabot na pala ako ng Dubai. Kakatuwa naman!

Anyway, isang bading lang ang kilala ko na dating nagtrabaho diyan sa Dubai. Or maybe baka sa Abu Dhabi. Or sa Saudi Arabia. Basta yung lugar na may buhangin.

Kateam ko siya sa ofis. Hindi siya halatang bading, the only sign is his obsession with Mariah. Madalas kaaway ko to pagnagdedebate kami kung sino mas magaling, si Madonna or si Mariah. Helloooo? Obvious na si Madonna no? A lot of people pray to her di ba?

Yung kateammate ko, may itsura siya. May mga baklang supervisors nga na patay na patay dito eh. Sabi nila cute daw tong teammate ko. Anlaki ng dibdib, parang siga. Siga na mahilig kumanta ng songs ni Mariah (with matching whistle!).

Kung gusto mo, tignan mo siya sa friendster ko. Pag tipo mo, message mo lang ako. I-set up ko kayo. Aaay! I-add niyo ako sa friendster para dumami ang mga totoong friends ko!!! Ito email ad ko: silianrail@yahoo.com. Ahehehe! Ang cheap ko noh?

Yours in lust and love,

Callboi♥

Dear Callboi,

Hello hello hello!!! I am Sherry. Dati akong ngtrabaho diyan sa PS pero umalis rin ako for greener pastures here in Singapore. Call center din ako dito mga about two years na.

MAy question ako sayo: Would you ever consider working abroad? What would convince you to do so?

Salamat in advance kung i-post mo letter ko! Mwah mwah mwah!

love,

Sherry

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Dear Sherry,

Alam mo, andami kong mga dating mga officemates and barkada na diyan na nagwowork sa Singapore. Yung bestfriend ko sa callcenter din diyan, may kilala ka bang bading na kamukha ni Dindi Gallardo? Siya yun.

What would convince me to work abroad? Limpak limpak na pera. As in yung klase ng sweldo na pwede akong magpagulung-gulong sa salapi sa kama ko hanggang sa magmukha akong breaded porkchop. It's that or maybe a really really reeeeaaaalllyyyyy hot boss.

Yours in lust and love,

Callboi♥

Dear Callboi,

Greetings from Canada! A previous officemate of yours sent me your blog and even though I have trouble understanding some of them (hindi po ako expert sa Tagalog), I get the gyst of it and simply love your hilarious posts! I hope you write more about office affairs, but if possible, would you be able to write more in English?

Just a request, really, but other than that, you're doin' simply fabulous friend!

sincerely yours,

Edward

P.S. Another question, actually. Why the name "callboi"?

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Dear Edward,

Greetings from my workstation next to my sleeping teammate!

Wow! Canada! I've always wanted to go there, gay marriages being legal and all, over there. But I lack one thing for that; a boyfriend who would want to marry me.

I usually write in Tagalog because, I dunno, I guess I'm more comfortable with it. Although, I have noted that I sound a LOT gay-er writing in Tagalog. When I write in English, I sound cuter (which doesn't necessarily mean that I am cute, really).

I will try to post more entries in English, I hope. It's just that sometimes, when I get into the flow of writing, this Tagalog-speaking faggot possesses me and I just have to give in to the music in my mind! Parang si Rihanna lang!

Why Callboi? When I chose that username almost a year ago, I really wasn't thinking about it much. It just popped into my head.

Yours in love and lust,

Callboi♥
akosicallboi@gmail.com