Has anyone seen the Joey Gosiengfiao movie Temptation Island?
It's hilarious! I was able to watch it once sa Cinema One pero gusto ko magkaroon ng DVD copy niya.
Here's the plot:
Four girls join a beauty contest. They get on a small cruise ship. Cruise ship burns and sinks. Girls with a bunch of other characters are now stranded on a deserted island. Bitchiness ensues. Gay assistant dies. And is eaten by survivors. A couple of hours after they resort to cannibalism, they are rescued.
Kakaiba di ba?
Meron pang mga fantasy scenes sila ng mga higanteng ice cream, manok, at electric fan sa beach.
And such classic lines!
"You're a beech!"
"You're a double-beech!"
"You're a crook (she pronounced it kruk). I can tell by your big brown eyes..."
"What are bitches for but to bitch around with other bitches?"
"Wala tayong pagkain. Wala tayong tubig. Wala tayong kuryente. Eh di magsayaw tayo!"
"Everybody needs a shipwreck once in a while."
"Parang kailan lang sumusubo ako ng pagkasarap-sarap na hotdog. But now, I could just DIE for a piece of fried chicken."
"I'm sexy, you're sexy. Why don't we do something...sehxxxxxxyyyyy."
If anyone knows where I can get a DVD copy, please tell me... I'm desperate.