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Phone Name: Agent Double D!

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“Are you telling me, that it’s the agent who’s doing the seducing? And not the other way around?” I asked my supervisor friend, Sup SexyBoy (SB).

SB laughed, “Ganun ba kahirap paniwalaan yun? May itsura naman ako ah!”

I sniffed, “Fine, fine. Pero para kasing di ko mapaniwalaan na that particular agent would be the one who would do the seducing. She seems so timid!”

SB laughed again, and rolled his chair towards his station. He accessed his Inbox and showed me an email from agent Double D, the girl who he claims is seducing him DAW.

The email did indeed come from Double D (Bakit Double D? Yun yata cup size ng lola mo eh. Hanlakeeh!). And what was the subject of the email?

“TEN WAYS YOU CAN PLEASE YOUR MAN.”

“Well, baka naman informative lang ang bata…” I speculated.

SB opened another email.

“OFFICE LOVE AFFAIRS: BOON OR BANE?”

“Hmm… still not enough proof…” I replied.

Another email.

“SEXY SECRETARY KNOWS WHAT THE BOSS WANTS –VIDEOS*m90.ORG”

“Video yang isang yan, and ang bastos ng laman…” SB said.

“Ohmygod, totoo nga…” I finally admitted.

“Pero dude, that’s not the worst part. She sent me an email of a pic of hers daw..” SB said, opening a file on his monitor, “Sabi niya siya raw ito while naked mag-isa sa bahay.”

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I wanted to close my eyes. Di ko na yata keri makakita ng babaeng hubad. I just might faint. But the pic was just a silhouette. Thank God for small favors.

“She’s f****ing crazy!” I said to SB.

“Yeah, I think she is,” he replied, “At namromroblema na ako sa kanya ha.”

“Besides the disgustingly suggestive emails, ano pa ang problema?”

“Well, minsan kasi inaya niya akong kumain sa may Dencio’s sa Paseo. Sabi niya andun daw yung buong team niya. Napilit naman akong sumunod. Pag dating ko dun, siya lang pala. Mag-isa. Eh alangan namang iwan ko yung bata… So ayun, napa-dinner na ako with her,” he admitted.

I was almost too scared to ask, “May nangyari na ba sa inyo?”

“Hello??? Of course not!” SB said, shaking his head, “May girlfriend ako no!”

“Funny, di mo sinabing hindi mo siya type…” I noted.

“And yun din, hindi ko siya type,” he added, sheepishly.

“Naman!” I said.

Posted by callboi 09:20 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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I think kilala ko si SB si TM Andrew Torres ba ito? hehehehee

by missindia

Ang tanong... sinong nagbayad sa Dencio's????

by ST Lauder

Si Andrew??? Hell no.

by callboi

hey ur a funny guy (or gay if i may say so)! nice blog. i'm from PS cebu.

by gurlash

Thank you Girlash!

by callboi

UHHhhmmm......

by LykItonTop

LykItonTop??? Your name is very suggestive...

by callboi

bitin nman sa clue ang da who...=D

by gilmorgirl

gilmorgirl, kilala mo siya. believe me. wink!

by callboi

Pakshet! Nahihirapan na nga akong hulaan si Lonely Girl, ngayon pati si SB at Double D! At mas mahirap pa ngayon kasi mas naiintriga ako!!!

At oo, hindi si Andrew ang magbabayad sa Dencio's kung sakali... Ü

by CreamPuff

SB...single or married???
Double D... single or married???
Urgh...more FYI plz... =D

by gilmorgirl

kailangan pBa tGnan laHat nAn DouBle D d2 sa FlOoR?!! ehehehe..

by PaLaBoi

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