Damn February!

She-ra: May date ka na for Valentine’s?

Bookie: Wala.

She-ra: Ha? Eh paano na si…?

Bookie: I don’t wanna talk about it.

She-ra: Sama ka na lang sa akin!

Bookie: Heller! Third wheel sa isang valentine date? Ok ka lang?

She-ra: What date? I’m attending a Valentine-themed orgy sa may Paseo...

Bookie: Valentine-themed orgy? Ano yun? Naka-cupid outfit ang mga bakla?

She-ra: Malay ko. Basta wala rin akong date so kangkangan na lang ang labanan diba?

Bookie: Ew. I don’t think so.

She-ra: Wag ka nang pihikan pa! Ala ka naming date eh.

Bookie: I’m not into those things, please…

She-ra: Honey, you’re not getting any younger…

Bookie: Aaaand?

She-ra: You should jump at the opportunity of being in an orgy whenever someone offers.

Bookie: In what twisted world did you get your convoluted logic?

She-ra: I learned to be a gentleman on my father's knee, while I learned to be a whore in the boudoir on my mother's lap...

Bookie: You are so unbelievable.

She-ra: And yet I, unlike some people I know, will not be alone this Valentine's.

Bookie: Touche'.

She-ra: So, sama ka na?

Bookie: I'd rather go swimming sa may creek sa likod ng building natin.

She-ra: Hmmm... malay mo, may makilala kang siyokoy dun. Maging kayo. It's not a bad idea, I guess... for desperate folks like you.

Bookie: 'Namo.