Kung Hei Fat Gay...

The girls and I decided to have breakfast sa Chinatown last Friday. Ganyan talaga kami. Kung saan-saan pumupunta para lang sa pagkain. I mean, the other week we were in this really uber-posh place called something like Jollijeep. Hay, ang sarap talaga lumafang...

On our way to Chinatown, this was supposed to be a solo pic. Look at my neck. Para siyang hita.

It took quite a while for us to find Ongpin. We saw a lot of cool places though, like this Eng Bee Tin store, which is the possibly the most famous hopia store in town. While we were there, there was a video shoot going on, complete with host and camera man interviewing the owner. I kept jumping behind the owner, trying to get the camera man's attention, whilst shouting, "Hello! Hello! Hello PeopleSupport!"

My companion's tried to pretend they didn't know me. I wonder why.

Here is the owner, who for some reason posed next to us. Feeling close. Hmp.

Where the hell is Ongpin ba???

Sa wakas, nakarating din kami. Andami naming in-order, I swear. You see the brown round things na mukhang testicles ng isang higanteng kangaroo? Those are ham soi kok's. They are soooo yummy.

Can someone for the love of God please tell me what that guy in the back is doing???

After eating, we decided to walk around some more, taking random shots of everything. Here's Amorsolo supporting the love of his life, Yul Servo. Ew.

I never knew Gian was a print ad model? Or is that her long-lost sister?

Gian: "Ito ang bayad sa mga serbisyo mo."

Callboi: "Salamat, señorita."

Amorsolo: "You guys are sooo effin' yuckers like to the nth level talaga!"

Here is but one of the many products you can buy in Chinatown... Joke lang!

Out of all the magazines on the wall, Amorsolo chooses the one with a half-naked Aga on the cover.

Literally, may gatas pa ako sa labi...

Tricycle lang ito nung una, but then we did a "Pimp-My-Ride" segment, and voila! Fire Truck na ang lolo mo! At purple pa!

Just a couple of totally straight non-homo-erotic guys heading to Seattle's Best.

Stealing Beauty? Yeah right, more like Black Beauty.

Clang and I show the people that we really do have balls of steel.

This is, apparently, my chinese name. My Korean name is Jampong.

Amorsolo wanted to buy some bird's nest, but I think he had a different idea what it was...