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Bedroom Voices...

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The door to my hospital room opened and in walked She-ra.

He was wearing dark-tinted shades and a body-fit shirt with a plunging neckline.

"Bakla, bakit nag-iisa ka? Asan na ang bantay mo?" She-ra whispered, inching his way to my bed.

I raised my bed up and answered, "Nagpunta ng PS, may kinuha lang. What are you doing here?"

"Haller! Eh di dinadalaw ka! Chaka mo... naka-lunch lang ako," he answered, looking annoyed, "Oh yan, may pasalubong pa ako sa iyo o."

May tinapon siyang plastic bag sa tiyan ko. I opened it and inside were several chocolate bars.

"Ummm... di ba tinext ko sa yo na may diabetes ako?" I asked him.

"Yup," he answered, fixing his hair.

"Eh puñeta ka bakit mo ko bibigyan ng chocolates?" I asked him, a bit angrily.

"Well girl, actually, pa-kunyari lang na regalo ko sa iyo yan. Para sa booking ko yan mamaya talaga..." She-ra explained, looking all innocent, "Alam ko namang di mo sya pwede kainin eh. Pero at least di ba, it's the thought that counts."

"Thought mo mukha mo, leche ka," I replied, "Paano kung sabihin kong kakainin ko talaga tong lahat?"

Tumawa ang puta, "Eh di kainin mo! Bukas, dedo ka na sigurado sa taas ng sugar count mo! Tapos, malalagay ka sa newspaper ng ganito: Baklang Agent Namatay! Na-overdose sa Tsokolateh! Namaga ang Mukha!"

I threw a pillow at him, "Hayop ka talaga!"

"Tapos ang chaka pa nung diyaryo na magsusulat nun! BULGAR!" She-ra shrieked, as he ran out of the room.

Posted by callboi 06:16 Archived in Philippines Tagged gay_travel

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